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Reasons why I prefer my Busse to my wife .....
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Just before I get all flamed ...... this is a joke for those challenged people.
1 - My Busse doesn't mind me touching other knives
2 - My Busse never complains if I ignore it a day or so.
3 - My Busse doesn't mind if I look at other knives.
4 - My Busse doesn't mind if I talk about my previous knives.
5 - If we part company, I don't have to pay maintenance.
6 - My Busse doesn't suffer from migraines !!!
7 - My Busse doesn't take my pay cheque every month.
8 - My Busse doesn't complain about my driving.
9 - In an emegency, my Busse doesn't complain if I beat the crap out of it !!
10 - My Busse never complains about my Internet habits !!
11 - My Busse gets better looking every year
12 - My Busse can be refurbished for under $100....
13 - My busse doesn't run out of the bathroom screaming when I have just eaten a good and thick chili
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Just before I get all flamed ...... this is a joke for those challenged people.
1 - My Busse doesn't mind me touching other knives
2 - My Busse never complains if I ignore it a day or so.
3 - My Busse doesn't mind if I look at other knives.
4 - My Busse doesn't mind if I talk about my previous knives.
5 - If we part company, I don't have to pay maintenance.
6 - My Busse doesn't suffer from migraines !!!
7 - My Busse doesn't take my pay cheque every month.
8 - My Busse doesn't complain about my driving.
9 - In an emegency, my Busse doesn't complain if I beat the crap out of it !!
10 - My Busse never complains about my Internet habits !!
11 - My Busse gets better looking every year
12 - My Busse can be refurbished for under $100....
13 - My busse doesn't run out of the bathroom screaming when I have just eaten a good and thick chili