referring to a custom as a woman?

This is cracking me up. Between Terry Primos' example of a deranged mechanic at a late night swap meet and Cindy's ...shall we say... sailors dream on the way home from six months at sea, I find myself looking over the SWORDS I am working on with a little concern. Why do the HAVE to be curved like THAT, and why do I find myself waving them around the shop all the Time LIKE I CAN"T KEEP MY HANDS OFF THEM.......WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME?!?!?! SHOULD I FEEL EMBARRASED TO PULL THEM OUT AT A SHOW IN FRONT OF EVERYONE???? WHAT WILL THEY SAY IF I AM OVERHEARD INVITING SOMEONE TO MY HOTEL ROOM TO "SHOW THEM MY SWORD"?? I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A PHALIC.......FISK!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!
 
Bailey Bradshaw said:
This is cracking me up. Between Terry Primos' example of a deranged mechanic at a late night swap meet and Cindy's ...shall we say... sailors dream on the way home from six months at sea, I find myself looking over the SWORDS I am working on with a little concern. Why do the HAVE to be curved like THAT, and why do I find myself waving them around the shop all the Time LIKE I CAN"T KEEP MY HANDS OFF THEM.......WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME?!?!?! SHOULD I FEEL EMBARRASED TO PULL THEM OUT AT A SHOW IN FRONT OF EVERYONE???? WHAT WILL THEY SAY IF I AM OVERHEARD INVITING SOMEONE TO MY HOTEL ROOM TO "SHOW THEM MY SWORD"?? I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A PHALIC.......FISK!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!
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I bet I know. You are play acting like watching too much Braveheart or by reading your profile you are "the man" :)
 
If you hear a bunch of loud snickering at Blade this year; you can bet some nimrod just used the " her" phrase when discussing a knife.
Cindy; I got to meet you there just to say hi. you crack me up.
mike
 
You have inspired me to order a matched set of scanindavian knives ..... that way I can give an account of having a threesome with a a pair of Swedish twins,hopefully shrinkage won't be a problem ........ of the handle materials that is!
 
Call me selfish, easily entertained... a thread starter for self gratification?

But seriously, I almost figured this thread would flat-out dud... but it's made me laugh more in the last few days than anything else this week. :D

Thanks Folks!!! :cool:
-Nick-


http://www.wheelerknives.com
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Not to hijack the thread, but does anyone else examine their new knives whilst on thy porcelin throne? :confused:
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Good grief man :eek: So I'm not alone examining knives whilest taking a dump :D :p
Scott
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
SHOOT NO!!! Better than a magazine :D :cool:
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Just don't drop it between your legs, that's when a knife is a knife and not a she.............. but then again, I could be wrong about that. :p
Scott
 
Razorback - Knives said:
Just don't drop it between your legs, that's when a knife is a knife and not a she.............. but then again, I could be wrong about that. :p
Scott
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She'd be just like all the other ex's I have :eek:

That's why I have a piece of 1/4" steel over my lap. That and it makes it easy to sharpen on when I have burrito night :D
 
NickWheeler said:
Call me selfish, easily entertained... a thread starter for self gratification?

But seriously, I almost figured this thread would flat-out dud... but it's made me laugh more in the last few days than anything else this week. :D

Thanks Folks!!! :cool:
-Nick-
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Nick, I have to admit, ya had me a little concerned there, getting yer panties all wadded up 'cause we like our knives... and our wimmin... and apparently seem to confuse the two... LOL!!! :D

Hey - SEE YA IN EUGENE!!!!

PS: Razorback - just don't refer to any of your knives as "Jane" or "Bobbit" when you drop one someday whilst on the throne!!! LOL!!! You WILL see how wrong you may be! ;)
 
Not to start anything here, but in June's Blade, Ed Fowler in an article, refers several times to a knife as a woman. :)

I guess ultimately, a knife and a woman are very much alike, you can spend your last dime on them, each requires maintainance, and no matter how careful you are, you are still always at risk of being mortally wounded. :)

Add me to the list of bathroom knife players, I generally read a knife mag, but often, I don't have one I haven't read a few times, and in a frantic franzy, I'll run into the bedroom, and find 2 or 3 knives, and run into the bathroom with them, it shouldn't be too hard to guess the look my wife has on her face when she sees me do this. The: "You are such a dumbass geek" look.
 
Megalobyte said:
Add me to the list of bathroom knife players, I generally read a knife mag, but often, I don't have one I haven't read a few times, and in a frantic franzy, I'll run into the bedroom, and find 2 or 3 knives, and run into the bathroom with them, it shouldn't be too hard to guess the look my wife has on her face when she sees me do this. The: "You are such a dumbass geek" look.
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ROFLMFAO... That's an image. Mega running with knives and a paper trail :D :eek: :yawn: Just fell outta my chair ROFL
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
ROFLMFAO... That's an image. Mega running with knives and a paper trail :D :eek: :yawn: Just fell outta my chair ROFL
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LOL, :D That or running to the bedroom, get the knives, then run to the bathroom with your drawers around your ankles, squeezing your cheeks together. :D :D
Scott
 
Razorback - Knives said:
Good grief man :eek: So I'm not alone examining knives whilest taking a dump :D :p
Scott
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Oh my God I thought I was the only one! I only take my stainless steel ones in with me, they get washed after I look at them in there... :D
 
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