Don't mean to criticize Tejas, but it has its own goofiness going on as well. I mean, you can carry up to a 5.0 or 5.5 inch fixed blade concealed, last I heard, but you can't carry a blackjack or ASP Telescoping Baton...or any type of impact weapon which would be a felony, IIRC. Some would say that's OK because it's extremely gun friendly but the baton laws are just as stupid as gun and knife laws. If you can carry a handgun or knife and defend yourself with it, why in the hell can't you carry an ASP? I'd rather hit someone with an ASP or a Sap or 'Jack, especially a Sap or 'Jack because they get knocked out and lose 3rd grade and I go about my business with little chance of a lawsuit, etc.
I don't know if there is a place I could be totally happy with but I am thinking somewhere up around Carson City, Nevada.
I would like to find a place that doesn't bury you in property taxes and has NO personal income tax. Here in Maryland and in many other states, after the feds get done with you, they push you right over to a State Comptroller and then you get in the ass again from that person.

It's like you're an eternal prison bitch to these people.