riddle....

Can't help myself.

1. What do you call a man with both legs cut off at the knees?
2. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
3. What do you call a man who can't swim when he is in the deep end of a pool?
4. What do you call a cow with no legs?
5. What do you call a dog with no legs?

I pull these on my students all the time. So far no one has thrown anything at me!
 
redtail said:
Can't help myself.

1. What do you call a man with both legs cut off at the knees?
2. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
3. What do you call a man who can't swim when he is in the deep end of a pool?
4. What do you call a cow with no legs?
5. What do you call a dog with no legs?

I pull these on my students all the time. So far no one has thrown anything at me!
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1. Short
2. Eileen, Lena
3. Dead
4. Ground Beef
5. It doesn't matter...he won't come anyway.

Let me know which ones are wrong...
 
Two fathers and two sons went fishing. At the end of the day they each caught their legal amount of fish: 5 each. They went home to cook them and discovered that 6 fish were unfit to eat so those got thrown out. They fixed all the sides they could imagine to make up for the lost fish: hush puppies, beans, cornbread, french fries. In the end each fisherman was full and couldn't eat anymore having ate exactly 3 fish each plus the sides. There were no fish left at all.

How can this be?
 
heathah said:
Two fathers and two sons went fishing. At the end of the day they each caught their legal amount of fish: 5 each. They went home to cook them and discovered that 6 fish were unfit to eat so those got thrown out. They fixed all the sides they could imagine to make up for the lost fish: hush puppies, beans, cornbread, french fries. In the end each fisherman was full and couldn't eat anymore having ate exactly 3 fish each plus the sides. There were no fish left at all.

How can this be?
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Father, son and grandson?

~ashes
 
heathah said:
Very good...:).
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Thanks. :) (So, where's my chiclet? ;) )

~ashes

p.s. It was a guess anyway because I didn't want to bother with the numbers.
 
Two more...

A man kisses his wife, gets in his car and drives to work. He turns on the car radio, turns the car around, goes home, and shoots his wife in the head. Why?

A child has a hutch in his room with ten rabbits. The rabbits never require feeding or water, no cleanup, and never die. How is this possible?
 
What do you write with when you don't have a pen?

What are you when you're not happy?

What is it when it's not bright?

What's the opposite of hot?



From the smarties at at Pearl City Highschool. :rolleyes:
 
underaged! said:
What do you write with when you don't have a pen?

What are you when you're not happy?

What is it when it's not bright?

What's the opposite of hot?



From the smarties at at Pearl City Highschool. :rolleyes:
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What do you write with when you don't have a pen? Blood, of course.

What are you when you're not happy? PMS-ing?

What is it when it's not bright? A politician? :footinmou ;)

What's the opposite of hot? Danbo? (KIDDING! :p )

I'm not in a "thinking" mood this morning!

~ashes
 
Sword and Shield said:
Two more...

A man kisses his wife, gets in his car and drives to work. He turns on the car radio, turns the car around, goes home, and shoots his wife in the head. Why?

A child has a hutch in his room with ten rabbits. The rabbits never require feeding or water, no cleanup, and never die. How is this possible?
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The man hears a contest where they announce that it's his own number that has won. When they call the number, another man answers the phone...

Are the rabbits carved into the hutch?
 
underaged! said:
What do you write with when you don't have a pen?

What are you when you're not happy?

What is it when it's not bright?

What's the opposite of hot?



From the smarties at at Pearl City Highschool. :rolleyes:
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Pencil.

Sad.

Dim.

Not. (Hot or Not :D )
 
A farmer and his son were carrying feed to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of feed and his son carried two sacks. Who carried the heavier load and why?
 
heathah said:
A farmer and his son were carrying feed to the barn. The farmer carried one sack of feed and his son carried two sacks. Who carried the heavier load and why?
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Ackkkkkkkkk -- that's horrible! :mad:

The farmer carried a heavier load because his sack was full of feed. His son only carried two sacks.
 
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