riddle....

Sword and Shield said:
Two more...

A man kisses his wife, gets in his car and drives to work. He turns on the car radio, turns the car around, goes home, and shoots his wife in the head. Why?

A child has a hutch in his room with ten rabbits. The rabbits never require feeding or water, no cleanup, and never die. How is this possible?
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The man was probably driven insane by the sound of the same whiny pseudo-punk song being played for the fifth time that hour. :p

The child's hutch is a piece of furniture put together using "rabbits" (and definitely not "bunnies")? ;)
 
A man lives on the 63nd floor of an apartment building.

He normally rides to the 40th floor, and walks the stairs the rest of the way up, unless it rains, when he rides all the way up to the 63nd floor.

Why?
 
thatmguy said:
A man lives on the 63nd floor of an apartment building.

He normally rides to the 40th floor, and walks the stairs the rest of the way up, unless it rains, when he rides all the way up to the 63nd floor.

Why?
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He's a midget. On rainy days, he carries an umbrella and can reach the higher buttons. On normal days, he can only reach the 40th one.
 
We have a winner!!!!

Old joke, but it really hangs people up when they've had a few.

(and I believe they are to be called "little people". The term "midget" is a derogatory term)
 
thatmguy said:
(and I believe they are to be called "little people". The term "midget" is a derogatory term)
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As I was taught in :rolleyes: college... a midget is a person who is small but still has arms and legs that are proportionate to his/her body. A "dwarf" has a normal torso but smaller arms and legs. Is this still legit?

~ashes
 
No. Dwarf is the only acceptable PC term now -- and the plural is dwarfs, not dwarves.
 
A cowboy rides into town on Friday? Three days later he leaves on Friday. How?


:D Just kidding. Here's a real one:

What English word is pronounced the same after removing the last four letters?
 
redtail said:
Can't help myself.

1. What do you call a man with both legs cut off at the knees?
2. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
3. What do you call a man who can't swim when he is in the deep end of a pool?
4. What do you call a cow with no legs?
5. What do you call a dog with no legs?

I pull these on my students all the time. So far no one has thrown anything at me!
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heathah said:
1. Short
2. Eileen, Lena
3. Dead
4. Ground Beef
5. It doesn't matter...he won't come anyway.

Let me know which ones are wrong...
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1. Neil
2. Yep, Eileen. Never heard "Lena," but that works, too.
3. Bob
4. Yep, ground beef
5. Yep, but you have to imagine it with a midwestern accent," It don't matter-he ain't gonna come anyway."

Sorry it took me so long to reply.
 
redtail said:
Who is the only person to have all his work done by Friday?
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Robinson Crusoe?

What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
 
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