Sale Proxy Requests

[BIGDORK]

Im out in the boonies with a dsl connection
4.99 Mbps down
0.71 Mbps up

Its all in the hips

 

[SIx Magpies]

I don't know what this means but it looks slow right?

 

[Casinostocks]

I don't know what this means but it looks slow right?

I've watched corn grow faster... Paint dry faster... Molasses run down Eric's pants faster!!!

 

[SIx Magpies]

I've watched corn grow faster... Paint dry faster... Molasses run down Eric's pants faster!!!

Oh dear. Plus there's the whole Atlantic to cross.

 

[Fonedork]

I've watched corn grow faster... Paint dry faster... Molasses run down Eric's pants faster!!!

 

[Fonedork]

I just finished a meeting that I thought would overlap today’s sale

I’m giving up on my Crapple getting the job done and come here to request some generous soul help me score the often missed DEK. I need a DEK! Can you help me? Can you make this Friday an extra extra special kind of day? You’ll have my deepest gratitude and even a favor to be repaid at a later date if there’s a time I can help you.

I can try for you today Burton Knut

Fair warning: I haven't hit the top ten in awhile......

Burton covered?

Would anyone be willing to proxy for me in this up coming sale? Thank you.
-Dan

Dan needing a proxy?

 

[Hard Knocks]

Burton covered?

Just answered your PM. Yep I'll try for him.

 

[Burton Knut]

Thanks...we’re losing and moving today been kinda crazy, but I appreciate the proxy and hope for the best!

 

[Burton Knut]

Closing, not losing

 

[Fonedork]

Ugh sorry, my finger slipped and I did something to browser and had to re-enter the website.

 

[Hard Knocks]

Thanks...we’re losing and moving today been kinda crazy, but I appreciate the proxy and hope for the best!

I think you're in man.

 

[Burton Knut]

I think you're in man.

Seriously?? You are the man!!

 

[Hard Knocks]

Seriously?? You are the man!!

I got a good refresh, fortunately, because my connection sucks.....

 

[madcap_magician]

I sure am glad I didn't promise to proxy for anyone today, because I thought "I could do a surprise proxy for someone" at 2:35 p.m. Eastern time, and then I totally went and did something else and just now thought of it again.

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

I sure am glad I didn't promise to proxy for anyone today, because I thought "I could do a surprise proxy for someone" at 2:35 p.m. Eastern time, and then I totally went and did something else and just now thought of it again.

“Surprise” proxies are a violation of the unofficial proxy rules.

 

[madcap_magician]

“Surprise” proxies are a violation of the unofficial proxy rules.

What are the unofficial proxy rules? I was just going to jump in for the last person on the proxy request thread who didn't get a confirmed proxy.

 

[Tim the Wizard]

The first unofficial proxy rule is that we don't talk about the unofficial proxy rules.

 

[Casinostocks]

“Surprise” proxies are a violation of the unofficial proxy rules.

This is directed at me. It's OK and apologies for upsetting some of you. The gentle person whom I had in mind had no idea. Whether you believe it or not, I know the truth.

In any case, I wish no drama on Nathan's / Jo's business. I am officially retiring from proxying: surprise - unsurprise and all those in between

 

[TommyGun56]

This is directed at me. It's OK and apologies for upsetting some of you. The gentle person whom I had in mind had no idea. Whether you believe it or not, I know the truth.

In any case, I wish no drama on Nathan's / Jo's business. I am officially retiring from proxying: surprise - unsurprise and all those in between

Although your apology seems sincere, You must be punishedNo posting on Sundays for 3 months

 

[SIx Magpies]

Although your apology seems sincere, You must be punishedNo posting on Sundays for 3 months

I think you just scored a DEK