Sandi

So much competition. I'm gonna have to lower my standards. I think I could probably woo a "bag lady".

My line will be... "Hey, you need help pushin' that shopping cart"?

Fed, no room in the cave. Having a roommate will only prevent me achieving my full potential as a bitter, cantankerous, hermit. :D ;) However, you can move into the hill next door.:)
 
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I think Rob has the right idea about Tsimi with the link he posted.
Let's see if I can make the pic appear.:D

If the pic does appear then Tsimi will be absolutely left in the dust even if the trenchcoat does fit his personality(?) HEE!!!!:D:D:D:D
That's what happens to you when you stay in a damp and mouldy enviremont for too long according to the AMA.:D

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I have decided to sacrifice myself for the cause and offer myself as the best man available. Besides, I'm Canadian!:eek: :eek: :eek: ;) ;) :D :D :D How can I possibly lose?
 
Hmm refining the hermit skills sounds like a good idea:D :D Though I particularly am working on my crazy bum walking arund the streets of the city skills ;) :D :D
 
The urban bum is a good idea, I like it. If I ever have to take public transit I'll be assured of a seat. I have also heard that picking your nose keeps the young ruffians from accosting you. :D

Maybe I'll try it this weekend. :)
 
Bru,

Just keep one hand balled in your pocket at all times, and carry on a loud irrational conversation with yourself. For a real kick walk up to somebody's face every so often and make it look as though you were talking to them - then answer yourself and walk/hop away mad.

No one will touch you after that. They probably won't even look at you. :)

n2s
 
I think she ought to be flattered that so many good looking bachelors are writing about her. I think she needs to send me peach roses for being such a GREAT sis. She says most guys are jerks and look in just a couple of days I have guys from all over the country interested.

SamuraiDave: Did I mention that she is planning to transfer to Texas in a year or two. She says they have one of the best vet. schools around.

You fellas up north would have to relocate. She hates cold weather.
 
Well, Al that lets you out. "60", in South Dakota, isn't a winter temperature - it's the snow depth. Federico, you aren't in the running anymore either, I guess. I remember one Minneapolitan winter that totalled 108 inches. And north, across the line...sheesh...forget it.
 
Wal, I thought Sandi said she DIDN't like cold weather. I figure 60 in late October is warm enough, right?;)

Besides, who exactly lives in S.D.? :D
 
...has people turning up the thermostat and hunting up the fuzzy-on-the-inside sweatshirts :D Al (AC Studios), my bouncing baby boy, lives n SD. I would, too, but for old age, infirmity and total lack of wherewithall.
 
OOHHH! I thought you were talking to ME, Wal. Sorry about that. Then again I didn't know AC was named Al, either. Maybe I should pay more attention.:D

BTW, those weirdo Texans said it themselves, you know. "Texas - It's like a whole other country". :p ;) :p
 
...who believed they were still a Republic (they're mostly in the jusgado now), there are many who WISH they were still a republic, and the rest don't care, 'cuz they're still TEXANS :cool:
 
Shoot... Sandi, I'll relocate :) . I love horses too. However, my vet connections are here in SD...

We do have tons of horses, cows, and cow stuff :D . She wouldn't have a problem getting work. It is only cold about four months of the year, and usually only lasts about two weeks at a time. There have only been a few winters where the snow lasted more than three weeks at a time...

But you know, I'm probably better off with my current girlfriend :). She really is THE one for me afterall, and I love her kids too :D. Your sis would probably put me in an early grave :D (even earlier than I'll already have)...

Dave my friend, good luck! Afterall, you are family now... ;)

Alan
 
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