Sasquatch encounters?

Bob W said:
A "high peak" in the Ozarks? How can we believe anything you say after that?

:D

Tip: the trick to telling campfire tales is to start with a believable premise and location, and let the tale grow taller from there. The story loses credibility if you shock the audience with a doozie right off the bat. ;)
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When heading straight into a tall tale, and still keeping a little credibility, you at least have to start with "Now this ain't no $hit!" or "There I wuz...":D
 
Hey, y'all listen, I seen sasquatch, panthers and the Loch Ness monster!

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(anyone remember the Duck Dynasty episode where he claimed the above?)
 
Like the Ghostbusters TV ad motto: "We're ready to believe you."

Lack of fossil evidence and lack of whitened full skeletons conveniently arranged along the Appalachian Trail don't disprove anything. What it suggests is that Sasquatch is aquatic. We should be searching the coastlines and the estuaries. Think Creature From The Black Lagoon with Hair Club For Men membership.
 
That's probably where Hair Club For Men gets its hair to graft on balding men - they harvest from Sasquatchs that they keep penned up in secret farms. No wonder we can't find Sasquatch - Hair Club For Men has captured them for their hair!!!

Tallahassee said:
Like the Ghostbusters TV ad motto: "We're ready to believe you."

Lack of fossil evidence and lack of whitened full skeletons conveniently arranged along the Appalachian Trail don't disprove anything. What it suggests is that Sasquatch is aquatic. We should be searching the coastlines and the estuaries. Think Creature From The Black Lagoon with Hair Club For Men membership.
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Tallahassee said:
Like the Ghostbusters TV ad motto: "We're ready to believe you."

Lack of fossil evidence and lack of whitened full skeletons conveniently arranged along the Appalachian Trail don't disprove anything. What it suggests is that Sasquatch is aquatic. We should be searching the coastlines and the estuaries. Think Creature From The Black Lagoon with Hair Club For Men membership.
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when you consider the great heights, the weights these creatures must carry and reports along major and minor river ways and lakes it makes sense. Swamp dwelling or living such as the movie Waterworld would probably account for them being able to be so tall also. Its said in space humans stretch, with woman astronauts saying the big fear and even major complaint for their job is all about the stretch marks it leaves on the face after a lengthy stay in space. So if temporarily being gravity free allows us to gain height imagine a life in the water in low gravity. Seems to add up to me.
 
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@STR, so that'swhat Waterworld was missing. Not too much Kevin Costner, but too little Sasquatch.

I love the idea that female astronaut's main job concern is not the deadliness of Space Where No One Can Hear You Scream (tm), (vacuum, absolute zero cold, deadly radiation, micrometeorites slicing through your brain and internals, burnup on reentry). But instead, possible stretch marks on their face from weightlessness. You just made my day :thumbup:
 
I put this in a couple of other threads about sasquatch. Too me , it seems certain that Bigfoot doesnt exist. If there was a sustainable population out there, one would not be able to escape a pack of fearless hunting dogs.
 
Dogs seem to not be too fond of the critter according to majority of accounts that involve them .
I guess the qualifier " fearless" tho .. no one yet had fearless dogs is all .
 
/shrug me either , I been looking into the local accounts dogs that are used to take down roos and pigs get terrorfied of it , they go running out to have a go but turn tail and come back if they dont get injured .
I used to have hunting dogs , I know their lack of fear and ability to hold onto a razorback even when they are opened up and bleeding out themselves . When I hear that these kinda dogs turn tail in fear , its gotto be impressive
Im guessing youre used to handling better animals is all .
 
I dont think a pack of dogs that are seasoned lion, bear... hunters are going to back down from any mammal. Accounts that say so are hard to believe.
 
I love this thread. if theres anything proven here its that the subject will be debated for a loooong time!
 
I have never hunted anything larger than a racoon so this is just logical speculation. I use to have a plott hound. There is little doubt in my mind that a whole pack of similar temperamental hounds would not shy away from a bigfoot encounter. I also owned a half malamute and half who knows what . She would be too smart too take on the creature but she would let me know about it. Translated she would be saying "Les, get your butt up here fast.Look what I found this time."
 
I hope there is no way you can be traced! HCFM will probably be doing their best to silence you now!

Locutus D'Borg said:
That's probably where Hair Club For Men gets its hair to graft on balding men - they harvest from Sasquatchs that they keep penned up in secret farms. No wonder we can't find Sasquatch - Hair Club For Men has captured them for their hair!!!
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dipbait said:
I have never hunted anything larger than a racoon so this is just logical speculation. I use to have a plott hound. There is little doubt in my mind that a whole pack of similar temperamental hounds would not shy away from a bigfoot encounter. I also owned a half malamute and half who knows what . She would be too smart too take on the creature but she would let me know about it. Translated she would be saying "Les, get your butt up here fast.Look what I found this time."
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I'm willing to bet that a good pack of pigbulls, catch and hold dogs wouldn't shy away from a squatch or much of anything. In fact, next time you see one give Jparanee a call. I bet he'll hop the next flight with hell-in-a-kennel and his rifle what fires the wide bullets. He knows some good taxidermists too and isn't afraid to use them.
 
I imagine that IF dogs brushed up something like a sasquatch, they wouldn't treat it as a hog or such. Imagine something much like you're master, except enormous and with an animal ferocity added (which they've never seen in a man before). Kind of like thier masters drunken, hillbilly friend who kicks at them all the time, but on steroids. I think it would confuse and frighten them considerably. That being said, don't malign the little hunting dogs either. Remember, Dachshunds are used for pulling badgers out of their holes! If that aint't intestinal fortitude, I don't know what is:eek:
 
Codger_64 said:
I'm willing to bet that a good pack of pigbulls, catch and hold dogs wouldn't shy away from a squatch or much of anything. In fact, next time you see one give Jparanee a call. I bet he'll hop the next flight with hell-in-a-kennel and his rifle what fires the wide bullets. He knows some good taxidermists too and isn't afraid to use them.
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LOL hell-in-a-kennel
 
I bet Jake could take him. You never know what lurks in a dog's ancestry, even a high bred, DNA proven dog like Jake.

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