Sasquatch encounters?

LMT66 said:
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:D

The original L.L.Bean snow boot. :D
 
M.FREEZE said:
"... And I said get away from here. And he went right back up that path right there."
"He had blonde hair, and 6 fingers on each hand"
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Finally! Somebody out there knows what I'm talkin' about! LOL All jokes aside, I do actually know the guy though...
 
Squatchiness aside, that 3-legged bear is awesome. Adapt and overcome. It probably still tears the hell out of anything getting near baby bear! To bring it back into the squatch discussion, I bet without the video this guy would've been called a liar by everyone for saying he saw a 3-legged mama bear walking around upright like that. Maybe the chupacabra is a 3-legged coyote:D Take care.
 
I bet without the video this guy would've been called a liar by everyone for saying he saw a 3-legged mama bear walking around upright like that.
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I've seen more three-legged bears (n=1), mama bears (n=~100), and upright bears (n=>5) than bigfoots (n=0). :)
 
Bob W said:
I've seen more three-legged bears (n=1), mama bears (n=~100), and upright bears (n=>5) than bigfoots (n=0). :)
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When you least expect it you may run into an upright, three-legged, mama bigfoot! You can't outrun those:D
 
When I watch that bear walk, all I think of is how cool it would be if he was wearing a nice ascot with a martini in hand.
 
I saw a 'squach about ten years ago crossing a field outside of Fawn Grove, Pa. I am 100% sure of what it was, and my uncle agreed. He has been hunting those woods for decades, and it was his first sighting too. There is no mistaking something like that. Until that day, I figured most sightings were drug and/or alcohol induced. Not afterwards though. There's something else out there.
 
Over 92 years old, sandy beaches, warm weather, shuffleboard and those ads about the villages start to look good at that age and now we have the science to back this up. :D

Bigfoot Sightings Map: See 92 Years Of 'Squatch In The U.S., Canada

Bigfoot is legendary in the Pacific Northwest, but he has also taken a liking to Florida over the past century. :D

At least according to a project by Josh Stevens, who mapped out every Bigfoot sighting compiled by the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization from 1921 to 2012. The Pennsylvania State University doctoral candidate admits that the rise in 'Squatch sightings since the 1970s could have had more to do with the release of Bigfoot B-movies at the time, but he says the distinct regions where sightings occur are interesting..........
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/21/bigfoot-sightings-map-josh-stevens_n_3967703.html
 
Haven't seen one for more that 8 years, but that one was mighty tasty! Around my parts Sasquatch jerky goes for 25$ a pound! Soon as I'm done mounting this chupacabra head I may have to go looking for another Sasquatch where I got the last one. I bagged that one in the forest 5 miles north of ..... Wait, be right back, dam unicorn got out the stable again!
 
monster said:
Haven't seen one for more that 8 years, but that one was mighty tasty! Around my parts Sasquatch jerky goes for 25$ a pound! Soon as I'm done mounting this chupacabra head I may have to go looking for another Sasquatch where I got the last one. I bagged that one in the forest 5 miles north of ..... Wait, be right back, dam unicorn got out the stable again!
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Chupacabras are protected under both State and Federal law. Personally I think you're looking for a visit by the DEP. Not only that but talking about illegal stuff is against forum rules. Hope the mods don't see.
 
I know some people rave about chupacabra meat, but personally I'd rather eat rancid javelina.

Now, ManBearPig backstraps are a whole different story...

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monster said:
Haven't seen one for more that 8 years, but that one was mighty tasty! Around my parts Sasquatch jerky goes for 25$ a pound! Soon as I'm done mounting this chupacabra head I may have to go looking for another Sasquatch where I got the last one. I bagged that one in the forest 5 miles north of ..... Wait, be right back, dam unicorn got out the stable again!
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Here's a tip that always worked for me when I had escaping unicorns...
Get you a couple of griffins or a phoenix or two. They will keep those unicorns in the stall.
 
One of the bigfoot podcasts interviewed a "researcher" in Australia, about the yowie (myal, I hope I spelled that correctly). The stories if nothing else were cool. Tales about train engineers going through the mountains, or the bush, and seeing yowies (basically sasquatch down under) shaking their fists at them as the trains went by, or throwing rocks at them, or just watching them as the trains passed. Gave the native explanation that in the dreaming time men and yowies fought against each other.

Another interesting podcast I listened to was from a Navajo/Dine guest that was trying to educate the local populace about interactions with sasquatch, and that they were dangerous. Sasquatch were hanging around the ladies and kids, wanting to take them off for a meal or some lovin'. She told a story about a grandmother taking a truckload of kids into town, the kids were in the bed of the truck, and bigfoot came running down out of the mountains. Kept up with the truck, snatched a kid out of the back and ran right back up the mountain. Elders watching the grandkids, and calling them up when the bigfoot got too close.

I've always loved this kind of stuff...
 
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