Saturday Night!!!!!!!!! What Is Everyone Doing????????????

OK, we always hear about what folks are drinkin late on a Sat night. But for the most part what are the HOGS favorite Bev of choice. I will start, for me a big tall cold glass of milk. Drunk or sober (yea right) can't be beat.

As a man who loved milk up until I turned lactose intolerant, I understand your love for it. Unfortunately, it hates me.

That reminds me of the old Chevy Chase bit on SNL:

[Handsome actor Chevy Chase, dressed casually, holds a glass of milk and smiles into the camera. SUPER: CHEVY CHASE Actor]

Don Pardo V/O: Actor Chevy Chase speaks out for milk.

Chevy Chase: You know, milk's got just about everything your body needs to start the day off right. Why, one glass contains more Vitamin A and calcium than a thick sirloin steak. Delicious with almost anything. And milk leaves you with that awful sour breath and white stuff in the corners of your mouth.

Director: [off screen] Cut! Uh, just tone it down, please, Chevy. Uh, could we try it again?

Chevy Chase: I'm sorry.

[SNL stage manager Joe Dicso enters, holding a clapboard up to the camera.]

Joe Dicso: Take thirty-two. [claps, exits]

Don Pardo V/O: Actor Chevy Chase speaks out for milk.

Chevy Chase: You know, my body's, uh, just about the most important thing to me. And I care about what I put into it. That's why I drink fresh, whole milk at least three times a day. Gives me quick energy, helps me to look and feel younger and increases the serum cholesterol in men who drink too much of it.

Director: [off screen] Cut!

Joe Dicso: Take thirty-three. [claps, exits]

Don Pardo V/O: Actor Chevy Chase speaks out for milk.

Chevy Chase: You know, a lot of times, I'm out for dinner, uh, my date will order a beer or a liquor drink or something like that or her date or her friend's date or something like that, you know, and they're all ordering. And then the waiter comes to me, he says, So, uh, what'll be? You know? And I just sort of smile and pop right up and say, "Milk, please!" You know why? Because I know that a single glass of delicious, ice cold milk in the summer can give you a quick heart attack if you drink it too fast. That's right--

Director: [off screen] Cut!

Joe Dicso: Thirty-four. [claps, exits]

Chevy Chase: [sips milk] Mm mm. De-lish! I know a friend who gets these fatty deposits right under here. [pulls at his lower eyelids]

Director: [off screen] Cut it!

Joe Dicso: Thirty-five. [claps, exits]

Chevy Chase: Lot of health food experts think that milk is mucus-forming. I don't know what that means but I suppose it's true. I love milk myself. [gestures, spilling some milk] I've always been--

[Dissolve to a graphic that reads: SPEAK OUT FOR MILK]

Don Pardo V/O: Speak out for milk -- it's the delicious natural drink that's not filling and IS fattening.
 
I concur...................................................


I have no idea why I said that but I always wanted to....Any Lawyers out there please let me know what that means.....:)


Thanks:thumbup: :thumbup:

It means... "Yeah, yeah, what HE/SHE Said." :thumbup: :D Now, Cosmo to lips... Engage!
Jaxx
 
I am thinking all these Cosmos have gone to my head....maybe this girl should go to bed???? Wait..............Maybe just one more for the road.....you all decide should I turn off the computer and go to bed or should I have one more...................................?????

Come on Amy, I say your good for 2 more.
 
I concur...................................................


I have no idea why I said that but I always wanted to....Any Lawyers out there please let me know what that means.....:)


Thanks:thumbup: :thumbup:

I am not a lawyer, nor do I play one on TV, but I think it means that you agree. :D :thumbup:
 
Troy who!?!????

Na, I'm not to pick on you ....Too much!

Now the flu!?

You really need to get out of that nasty OH weather and come south.

Changes in Latitude, Boat Drinks and all that!

Rob

I Do Love Jimmy Buffet..............BUT TROY SMITH........OSU....THE MAN.....and well the Gators.......They will enjoy playing a team like no other..........LOL just ask MICHIGAN................Oh my how I enjoyed watching them lose!~!!!:) :)
 
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I still do not understand the whole death chat thing...... :confused: :confused:

I don't think it needs to be understood. In fact, nobody really understands the death chat.

It is a phenomenon! Basically everyone posts like maniacs about whatever they want. . . but that is all I know, the rest is a big haze.
 
I concur...................................................


I have no idea why I said that but I always wanted to....Any Lawyers out there please let me know what that means.....:)


Thanks:thumbup: :thumbup:

Black's Law Dictionary (8th ed. 2004),


concur, vb. 1. To agree; to consent. 2. In a judicial opinion, to agree with the judgment in the case (usu. as expressed in the opinion of another judge), or the opinion of another judge, but often for different reasons or through a different line of reasoning. 3. (Of a house in a bicameral legislature) to accept an amendment passed by the other house.


Always glad to help you out Amy. :)
 
Participating in death chat is also a great way to accumulate high post counts. . . Some of us seem to be stuck in deathchat mode. . .
 
I don't think it needs to be understood. In fact, nobody really understands the death chat.

It is a phenomenon! Basically everyone posts like maniacs about whatever they want. . . but that is all I know, the rest is a big haze.

So I can just talk randomley about anything??????
 
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I like that bicameral thing.

It was big in Gainesville in the late 60's.

So was Gainesville Green, but they are just sorta related.

I think.

Could be mistaken, it was fuzzy back then.

Rob
 
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