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Oh dear. Apparently have some hate about to come my way...
Seriously? That's their slogan? A bloody skull and "No Regrets"?
Here we go--
Attention Busse Customer Base:
I know the later years of adolescence are rough. Hang in there. Eventually, you'll figure the girls out, get lucky, get married, and have a few kids of your own.
Hanging a poster like this on the wall of your dorm room does not encourage the girls to relax and embrace. A poster like this on your dorm room wall makes the girl feel like she's wandered into the wrong page of a slasher movie.
If you want to impress the girl with your knife skills, take her hiking. Raise a comfortable tent. Show her some foxes, deer and bunnies. Start a fire under the stars far away from city lights. Make her an edible meal after a day of moderate adventuresome exercise. Heat up some coffee to keep her awake.
The next morning, you'll find your need to go all Henry Rollins on us has weakened somewhat.
I dunno, the women I hang with would threaten me with a gruesome -- and strangely, interesting and really fun -- weekend of torture if I didn't buy them a set of sheets like that. Guess I run with a "different" crowd.
Dunno, I've heard them yell "No regrets" as long as I can remember.But really, "No Regrets"? Don't you think that's just a little over the top?
Congrats StanleyHog!