Attention Select Your Favorite Brown Tone for Sawcut Bone!!

[AZCoyote]

Are we there yet?

I will turn this car around!!

 

[bbk357]

Are we there yet?

Just 1 more hour….

 

[Pomsbz]

I need the bathroom!

 

[huntnfishin]

So a nun, a priest, and a knife nut walk into a bar…

 

[waynorth]

You could always put them on 'ignore' Charlie!

Most I have never met before!!

 

[waynorth]

So a nun, a priest, and a knife nut walk into a bar…

Yawn; what did they say??

 

[Danke42]

Yawn; what did they say??

We shoulda ducked!

 

[EngrSorenson]

We shoulda ducked!

Ba-dum, tssss!

 

[BrotherJim]

So a nun, a priest, and a knife nut walk into a bar…

... ouch

 

[huntnfishin]

... ouch

Just makin mischief no offense meant…

 

[Fixall]

Woosh!

 

[sf fanatic]

So a nun, a priest, and a knife nut walk into a bar…

So the priest tells the knife nut, “You’re looking sharp today” and the nun says, “But your conversation is dull”. So the knife nut replies, “just don’t strop me from drinking “.

 

[BrotherJim]

Just makin mischief no offense meant…

Not like the bar assaulted them ... they walked into the bar ... ouch

 

[meako]

Bridge to Engine Room...
Engage the anti silly drive...Standby to repel jokes....

 

[Jiki]

Engine room to bridge.

I'm giving it all she's got Captain, but the jokes keep coming.

 

[Pomsbz]

 

[Barbarosa99]

This is almost like a hi-Jack thread!

 

[pjsjr]

This is almost like a hi-Jack thread!

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

 

[sf fanatic]

This is almost like a hi-Jack thread!

For what it’s worth, that’s the first thing I say loudly when I board an airplane. Unfortunately, for some reason flight crews don’t find it humorous .

 

[huntnfishin]

For what it’s worth, that’s the first thing I say loudly when I board an airplane. Unfortunately, for some reason flight crews don’t find it humorous .

I remember being a kid going to the airport with my folks and my mom telling me never use the word bomb at the airport…I was always up to stir the pot back then but took her seriously as she looked pretty stern about that.