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Why settle for something so cheap, when you can have a beautifully mirror polished 440C Crumb-a-Matic with a gemstone handle for thousands of dollars?
THIS, is completely and clearly the best Crumb-a-Matic in the world.
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I hear it comes with a free wall of text featuring wild claims and disparaging comments directed to all other bread knives.
I think you have to be a "counter terrorist" to order one though.