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SHIV thread revisited

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Looks absolutely nothing like a Bowie. If it did, I would hate it, like I hate all Bowies except for the only Bowie I ever owned, and I can show it here right now, since this is my thread and I can do what I want, nah nah nahnahnah:p:p:p:D

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CARRY ON!
 
Oh it at least doubles your sex appeal. It tripled mine.

Owning a Shiv:
Your passport requires no photograph
Superman has pajamas with the CPK logo
You no longer need to wait 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, you can hear it
Sharks have a week dedicated to the Shiv
You can bowl overhanded
In museums, you're allowed to touch the art
You're allowed to talk about the fight club...

I want a Shiv now. D;
 
I'll again copy a comment from some time ago, by Nathan, about what owning a Shiv does for you:

"Oh it at least doubles your sex appeal. It tripled mine.

Owning a Shiv:
Your passport requires no photograph
Superman has pajamas with the CPK logo
You no longer need to wait 15 minutes after finishing a meal before returning to the pool
When a tree falls in a forest and no one is there, you can hear it
Sharks have a week dedicated to the Shiv
You can bowl overhanded
In museums, you're allowed to touch the art
You're allowed to talk about the fight club..."
 
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