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That's ain't nothing,... here's me 15 years ago...
You are just too dang perty to be a "real" bladesmith!

Imagine what I look like now??? HA HA HA

Ray! If you want an ugly contest,... you're on buddy!
I can out ugly anyone here,... or my name ain't Goo! :D
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... that was easy! :)
 
Nice pics.
Except for goo's...that's a bit scary.;)

After your last bit of trouble with fire I'd upgrade that dinky little fire extingquisher with something a tad bigger.:p
Like one of those whole building systems. punch a button and the whole building is sprayed. whooosh! :D


Great looking knives anyway!!
 
That's ain't nothing,... here's me 15 years ago...
You are just too dang perty to be a "real" bladesmith!

Imagine what I look like now??? HA HA HA

Ray! If you want an ugly contest,... you're on buddy!
I can out ugly anyone here,... or my name ain't Goo! :D
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... that was easy! :)

Tai, I was going more for an ugly cute. Your down right ugly!

Believe it or not this was me 37 years ago. I could actually grew hair on my head back then. Think that picture was taken about a year and a half after I got back from Nam and out of the army.

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Bruce, I'll be the only Smurf at my table.
 
Tai, I was going more for an ugly cute. Your down right ugly!

Believe it or not this was me 37 years ago. I could actually grew hair on my head back then. Think that picture was taken about a year and a half after I got back from Nam and out of the army.

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Bruce, I'll be the only Smurf at my table.

Which one are you?... Crosby, Stills, Nash or Young? :D
 
Believe it or not this was me 37 years ago. I could actually grew hair on my head back then. Think that picture was taken about a year and a half after I got back from Nam and out of the army.

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Nobody can grow that much hair in a year and a half man! :D You do look like a Haight regular though!
 
Which one are you?... Crosby, Stills, Nash or Young? :D

Tai, Didn't you know Frank Zappa was my hero back then? I had the portrait of him setting on the toilet. I wish I still had it.

Dave, My hair grew fast back then except it never learned how to hold on. :D
 
Tai, Didn't you know Frank Zappa was my hero back then? I had the portrait of him setting on the toilet. I wish I still had it.

Dave, My hair grew fast back then except it never learned how to hold on. :D

How could I have missed that,... goatee and all. I actually saw Zappa in concert once.
 
I like Overnite Sensation best, so I'd vote for Dirty Love or Dinah Mo Hum; but, those ain't appropriate for a nice place like this.:rolleyes::D
 
"St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast"

Yes indeed
Here we are

At st. alphonzo's pancake breakfast
Where i stole the margarine
And wheedled on the bingo cards
In lieu of the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a marine

As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, "why don't you treat me mean?"
At st. alphonzo's pancake breakfast
Where i stole the margarine
(st. alfonzo
St. alfonzo
St. alfonzo
St. alfonzo)
 
Here's another one Ray! :D

"Yellow Snow"

Dreamed I was an eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Dont be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, dont go to the show

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow
 
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