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A few years ago I was called in by my female boss and questioned on my use of a pocket knife to open a box for one of the secretaries. Apparently, it had spooked a few of the ladies. And bein' a federal office, she wanted to know why I felt a need to carry such a knife.
I told her that federal guidelines stipulate that a pocket knife carried in federal buildings have a blade no more than two-point-five inches and asked her if she'd like to inspect my knife. No, she said quickly when I produced it, it was that certain "people" in the office were "concerned" about it, and had spoken to her. When she realized that I was totally confused by the meeting, she put it this way: "Your duties in this office do not require you to carry a pocket knife of any size and, as your supervisor, I'm asking that you leave any knives you have at home." Then, to my complete surprise, she produced a signed letter documenting the meeting which she said would only remain in her less official files.
Since the letter didn't threaten any action, but only expressed what we'd discussed, I only told her that I would be sure to remain in compliance with federal law, which caused some consternation but, alas, was all she could legally expect.
So I went back to my office, shut the door and pulled out the small knife. Then I reached in my other pocket and pulled out my Cold Steel Gunsite with a 5-inch partially serrated blade. "Hmmm," I thought. "Good thing they didn't know about this!"
Which got me to thinking: we often talk about what our EDC is, but do we, or should we, carry two or more knives depending on what we're cutting and around whom? I then pulled out a pair of 11-inch scissors from my drawer, government issue, and compared them to my Gunsite. Those women out front had certainly used these vicious weapons in front of me numerous times without even pausing their conversations. And rather than having one blade, this thing had two!
What kind of society do we live in where we're limited to the blade size of our knives, only to be given these lethal scissors that can have but one intended purpose: murdering our fellow human beings in a moment of passion?
That day I was glad to have both EDCs on me. And if the woman had bothered to check my CRKT M21-12, she would have found it to be much closer to three inches than two-point-five. But with all those scissors out there, do you think I'm going to let them know that?
I told her that federal guidelines stipulate that a pocket knife carried in federal buildings have a blade no more than two-point-five inches and asked her if she'd like to inspect my knife. No, she said quickly when I produced it, it was that certain "people" in the office were "concerned" about it, and had spoken to her. When she realized that I was totally confused by the meeting, she put it this way: "Your duties in this office do not require you to carry a pocket knife of any size and, as your supervisor, I'm asking that you leave any knives you have at home." Then, to my complete surprise, she produced a signed letter documenting the meeting which she said would only remain in her less official files.
Since the letter didn't threaten any action, but only expressed what we'd discussed, I only told her that I would be sure to remain in compliance with federal law, which caused some consternation but, alas, was all she could legally expect.
So I went back to my office, shut the door and pulled out the small knife. Then I reached in my other pocket and pulled out my Cold Steel Gunsite with a 5-inch partially serrated blade. "Hmmm," I thought. "Good thing they didn't know about this!"
Which got me to thinking: we often talk about what our EDC is, but do we, or should we, carry two or more knives depending on what we're cutting and around whom? I then pulled out a pair of 11-inch scissors from my drawer, government issue, and compared them to my Gunsite. Those women out front had certainly used these vicious weapons in front of me numerous times without even pausing their conversations. And rather than having one blade, this thing had two!
What kind of society do we live in where we're limited to the blade size of our knives, only to be given these lethal scissors that can have but one intended purpose: murdering our fellow human beings in a moment of passion?
That day I was glad to have both EDCs on me. And if the woman had bothered to check my CRKT M21-12, she would have found it to be much closer to three inches than two-point-five. But with all those scissors out there, do you think I'm going to let them know that?