Signs That You Buy Too Many Knives On The Exchange.

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#1. You walk into the post office with your pick-up slip, and the postmaster brings your loot from the back without even asking your name or what you're there for.

#2. You post "I'll take it" in a thread, and the seller doesn't bother to wait for payment or even a PM before marking the knife SOLD.


What are your signs you've bought too many knives?

:D :D :D :D :D
 
#1. You walk into the post office with your pick-up slip, and the postmaster brings your loot from the back without even asking your name or what you're there for.

#2. You post "I'll take it" in a thread, and the seller doesn't bother to wait for payment or even a PM before marking the knife SOLD.


What are your signs you've bought too many knives?

:D :D :D :D :D



I'll take it.

:)
 
#1. You walk into the post office with your pick-up slip, and the postmaster brings your loot from the back without even asking your name or what you're there for.

#2. You post "I'll take it" in a thread, and the seller doesn't bother to wait for payment or even a PM before marking the knife SOLD.

What are your signs you've bought too many knives?

:D :D :D :D :D

Well if I don't buy a knife every once in awhile the mail man will ask if he messed up at delivering my package.
 
When a seller says, "YOU AGAIN?"

When you have over 230 posts in the exchange.:foot:
 
#3. Buy a new knife only to realize you've already got 2 of that kind that you aren't using.
 
When "no more knives for a while" turns into "dangit, got another on the way" multiple times a week.
 
When you get more than 15 "Thank You for the Purchase" letters per week.

When you've run out of space to put them.

When you forget how many you have.

And of course when you start to lie about your addiction
 
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When your knife count is unknown, or can't be measured with a number, but rather with the word a s**tload
 
When you get a text from another forum buddy, telling you that a xxxx knife just got posted for sale.

You go to your bookmarks on your iPhone and type " I take it"
 
When you get a text from another forum buddy, telling you that a xxxx knife just got posted for sale.

You go to your bookmarks on your iPhone and type " I take it"

When you have a keyboard shortcut on your iPhone so you can type "ti" and it puts in "I'll Take It Please" :D
 
When you get more than 15 "Thank You for the Purchase" letters per week.

When you've run out of space to put them.

When you forget how many you have.

And of course when you start to lie about your addiction

:o :o :o



When your knife count is unknown, or can't be measured with a number, but rather with the word a s**tload

:o



When you start posting in threads like theese. (lol)

Like so many of us here have. :D



When you have a keyboard shortcut on your iPhone so you can type "ti" and it puts in "I'll Take It Please" :D

Thanks for the GREAT suggestion! :thumbup: :D
 
#3. Buy a new knife only to realize you've already got 2 of that kind that you aren't using.

I just bought my 3rd Spydie Techno. Not quite sure why; I sold the other two NIB.
I know I'm buying too many knives because I'm always looking for something to sell to pay the c-c bill.
Sonnydaze

"And of course when you start to lie about your addiction." This seems to ring a bell, although I'm trying to quit.

:) Well, maybe not quit, but at least slow it down a lot...

Sonnydaze
 
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When you get a text from another forum buddy, telling you that a xxxx knife just got posted for sale.

You go to your bookmarks on your iPhone and type " I take it"

...and then realize, ten minutes later, that you're the guy who listed the knife in the first place.
 
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