Hahahaha! That is a good one!D DocT
The congregation was sitting in the pews waiting for the service to begin.
Suddenly there is a really loud "POP" up front. Standing at the podeum is the Devil!
Well!!! There is a mad scrambling as everyone stampeeds to the exits to get away from God's number one sworn enemy!
Devil looks at his stopwatch and thinks to himself "not bad ... only 2.8 seconds to empty the place ..."
Then he notices an old guy sitting in the rear, calmly reading the church bulletin.
Devil walks over to him, clears his throat, and says
"Excuse me, but do you know who I am?" (Devil can be polite, if he wants to be.)
Old man glances up at him and says "Yep." and goes back to reading the bulletin.
Development says
"Umm ... You know who I am, and your not afraid of me?"
Old man says "Nope."
Devil says
"You do realize I can kill you with a thought, torture you throughout eternity, remind you of every mistake, bad idea, and wrong choices you've had, emasculate you hourly, and pretty much make you wish you never existed ... right?
Old man lays the bulletin down, and says "Don't doubt it at all."
Devill says "And yet you're still not afraid of me?"
Old man says "Nope. Not even a little bit."
Devil is getting upset now and yells
"WHY ARN'T YOU AFRAID OF ME?!?"
Old man laughs as he picks up the church bulletin, and says ...
"Dude, I've been married to your older sister for 60 years!"
Fortunately, you're married to a sweet little angel that never yells, and never gets gets upset, angry or violent. Not one of the devil's sisters.![]()
No, my wife is a sweet gentle person. I was only kidding with the cartoons.