Got home from the holiday party last night to find a large pipe feeding from the well tank had let go -- in two different places about a foot apart. Not totaly broken, but a pretty decent spray from each.
About half of the basement was covered in about 1/2" of standing water. A good number of cardboard boxes that had been there 20 years had soaked up a bunch. Cat was on a raised island, trying to figure out what to do.
I had a bunch of 3/4" copper elbows and some scrap lengths of straight pipe, had the torch, solder, pipe cleaning tool. Everything EXCEPT soldering paste. Drove to the office/shop (23:30) and luckily found some. Back home I cut out the offending section and soldered in a new and went to bed. At least there was water to make coffee and flush toilets.
TODAY was wet/dry vacuuming day...
Cat mentioned above has had "a thing" for the last few months. She decided to ignore her litter boxes. So today in my rubber boots I spent vacuuming up a floor covered with wet cat poop, urine, throw-up, and water. And then there is dumping out the vacuum cleaner tank. I'm just so skeeved-out I can't tell you... There isn't enough soap or nose spray in the world...
And yes, it's the wife's cat, so no target practice.