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Guyon said:
I'm looking into alternative nutrition. What do y'all know about kumquat? Rambutan? Mangosteen?



I'm so screwed. Word's already out. I paid $178 for six scrawny durians this morning.
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I have had kumquats in florida and rambutans while in korea. Never heard of the mangosteen, but now ill look into it.

178 bucks? hope that was a joke, or that they make you fly. never had a durian and at that price i wont ever try one.
 
worldwood, I would never joke about durian.




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daizee said:
Natural Patina Fight!!

I see your pocket perspiration and raise you 5.5" of venison and turkey:

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Okay, I'll see your venison and turkey and raise you three generations. :D

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worldwood said:
I have had kumquats in florida and rambutans while in korea. Never heard of the mangosteen, but now ill look into it.

178 bucks? hope that was a joke, or that they make you fly. never had a durian and at that price i wont ever try one.
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Mangosteen, pretty sure they opened for Whitesnake back in '89.
 
Guyon said:
Why is Murph cutting the kids' tire swing down and smiling about it?

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Back when I hung the damned thing up, I bitched about it the whole time. Whenever I get a chance to undo something I didn't wanna do in the first place it's kinda like my Christmas. Especially when it involves kids!
 
Murphnuge said:
Back when I hung the damned thing up, I bitched about it the whole time. Whenever I get a chance to undo something I didn't wanna do in the first place it's kinda like my Christmas. Especially when it involves kids!
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You're like the Spirit of Christmas* incarnate. :thumbup:





*Grinch
 
worldwood said:
Damn this guy gets pleasure torturing kids..... lmao
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I believe you've misinterpreted.

Murphnuge said:
Whenever I get a chance to undo something I didn't wanna do in the first place it's kinda like my Christmas. Especially when it involves kids!
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He likes to 'undo' kids.
If you can put that in a bottle you'll retire tomorrow.


When my highschool friend turned 18 his parents gave him a birthday card which said: "Congratulations! We've decided to keep you!"
 
Reminds me of this;

Bernie Mac on Bad Kids; i tried to reduce the language as much as possible

Son of b----- kids too God damn smart for me. Sassy-talking, shaking heads and shiz. “Talk to the hand. Talk to the hand.” See, I’m from the old school, I’ll kick a kids ass. When a kid gets one years old, I believe you have the right to hit them in the throat or the stomach. if you’re grown enough to talk back, you’re grown up enough to get f-----d up
 
worldwood said:
Damn this guy gets pleasure torturing kids..... lmao
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Murph is at my shop right now. I'm heat threating knives, Murph is between turning lanyard brass on my lathe and ordering my two kids around. My son is sweeping the grinding room, and my daughter is sorting my tool chests. I can't pay them to do that stuff. But Murph has a way with kids. I call it fear! ;)
 
TMHunt said:
Murph is at my shop right now. I'm heat threating knives, Murph is between turning lanyard brass on my lathe and ordering my two kids around. My son is sweeping the grinding room, and my daughter is sorting my tool chests. I can't pay them to do that stuff. But Murph has a way with kids. I call it fear! ;)
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Is heat threating where he holds a hot knife to their faces and says, "Get to work!" ?
 
What is this heat threatining yall are talking about?


I have told my kids stop or ill put you in the oven, does this count? :)

Dang it, guyon beat me to the punch...
 
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