Snark before the Gathering

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I can't take the snark serious from a man wearing a skirt.

I interpreted a wedding where the bride and groom were wearing skirts... I couldn't help but laugh at his dumbassery. 350+ lb Black dude from Kentucky getting married wearing a kilt.
 
Chameleonbear said:
I can't take the snark serious from a man wearing a skirt.

and remember, it IS a skirt. not a dress. though, those have their place too :D

I interpreted a wedding where the bride and groom were wearing skirts... I couldn't help but laugh at his dumbassery. 350+ lb Black dude from Kentucky getting married wearing a kilt.
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almost all old school european countries had some traditional of a kilt iirc. esp a war kilt. also bagpipes - yup, two things that the Scotts didn't corner the market on. swiss pipes. french pipes. even german.

nothing particular weird in my mind for an american style kilt. pretty practical garment the MUG - men's un-bifurcated garment. world wide, a LOT of cultures have a variety of similar entrapments. going back 1000s of years easily.

good in cold weather, reasonably practical in wet. cold? well, i was surprised. they can be quite warm.

now, americans in traditional scottish kilts? esp with tartans? without the lineage? THAT is just silly, imho. each to their own though.

nothing says freedom like having the breeze between your knees. aye laddy!

as for the dude's weight? well, that's just wrong. how insensitive you pants wearing bifurcated drone of so call traditions :D
 
Doogoon said:
It's ok. You gotta have thick skin and a good sense of humor if you're in the army. It was clever enough not to offend me.
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well, that's good to hear. thanks.

perhaps a few of these other guys need to join the army :D
 
Bladite said:
perhaps a few of these other guys need to join the army :D
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No, it's hard enough sleeping with snoring slobs, I'm sure all service men and women would appreciate not having to listen to people crying themselves to sleep at lights out.
 
Bladite said:
almost all old school european countries had some traditional of a kilt iirc. esp a war kilt. also bagpipes - yup, two things that the Scotts didn't corner the market on. swiss pipes. french pipes. even german.

nothing particular weird in my mind for an american style kilt. pretty practical garment the MUG - men's un-bifurcated garment. world wide, a LOT of cultures have a variety of similar entrapments. going back 1000s of years easily.

good in cold weather, reasonably practical in wet. cold? well, i was surprised. they can be quite warm.

now, americans in traditional scottish kilts? esp with tartans? without the lineage? THAT is just silly, imho. each to their own though.

nothing says freedom like having the breeze between your knees. aye laddy!

as for the dude's weight? well, that's just wrong. how insensitive you pants wearing bifurcated drone of so call traditions :D
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This was the traditional, even with the Scottish tartan and a RUBBER dagger in his sock. Even after I offered to lend him my dagger so he didn't look as big a tool. His fiancee/wife wouldn't let him. And yes it lead to all kinds of jokes as to who wore the bi-furcated garments in the family.
 
Glad your pops is on the mend Doog. I know (sorta) what your feeling, my pops attempted a couple times. It is real disconcerting, good on ya for maintaining your head.
 
Worst sleep of my life. Only been two hours since I fell asleep and have already woken up twice from two nightmares.

Before you call me a baby, the nightmare was about a guy at the armory who had turned being a zombie, and it was up to me to kill him for some reason because I have the knives to do it with. I try to use my bk3, but it bounces off his head. I try to use my bk9, but it bounces off his neck. I try to use my ESEE Junglas, and it lops his head off, but it turns the junglas into freaking tinfoil and the knife curls up like a flimsy spring. But it was too late! He'd already bitten someone because I took too long and now he's biting everyone and my knives are useless to defend myself with.

It was a true and real nightmare.
 
daizee said:
n00bs.
while y'all are goin' cage match over the grinder I'm gonna quietly walk out with the Evenheat.
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Finnally somebody with some intellegence. I was wondering why everybody thought my grinder was golden. Its about wore out. Lots of other fun tools worth more money in there than that old piece of junk.
 
I woulda walked with your beer frig and Murp, the only two tools in there that any shop really needs ..lol

Glad to hear your dad is comin back Doog. Thats some scary stuff.
 
TMHunt said:
Finnally somebody with some intellegence. I was wondering why everybody thought my grinder was golden. Its about wore out. Lots of other fun tools worth more money in there than that old piece of junk.
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I know that the magic is in the man, not the grinder. :)
But the magic in the heat-treat is in control!
 
DJG097 said:
Do I have to say more? Im with you guys now, My life fu***** sucks

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Depending on how good looking she was, that might go into the "WIN" column.

And if that isn't what you are telling people, you might need to revise your memory of the incident slightly.
 
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The sign in the newer version "Total Recall"

DerekH said:
Depending on how good looking she was, that might go into the "WIN" column.
And if that isn't what you are telling people, you might need to revise your memory of the incident slightly.
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