Snark it like it owes ya money!!!

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daizee said:
I recall VB being popular when I was Down Under too.
Guinness... Hard to find a worthy competitor that's generally available.
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Two Irish fishermen end up on a lifeboat when their ship goes down in a storm...they're pokin through what they managed to salvage and one of 'em finds an oil lamp and starts rubbing it with a rag... the other one catches him and says " what the feck d'ya tink yer doin, Patrick? Just as he's about to reply, a genie appears and says "alright yous, ya got one wish and one wish only!" Before his mate can say anything, Patrick blurts out "I wish far the entire ocean to be turned into Guinness, the finest ambrosia ever ta touch the lips of mankind!" Bam! And the smoke clears, and his mate is staring daggers at him, and says "look what ya done!" Patrick stares right back and says "I just turned the ocean into Guinness, nectar of the gods!" To which his mate replies "yeah, but now we're goin' ta hafta piss in the boat"

On another note, the Black Cat Stout at the local brewpub makes me forget about Guinness.
 
cOLD said:
Corona is decent beer, I would take it over bud or miller any time... so is dos XX and Modelo, but Sol and Tecate is the best of the Mexican beers..

I was friends with 3 Australian girls while they lived here, the oldest sister told me that no one drank Foster's back home because it is so bad they can only export it to yanks with no sense of taste...

I love a good Guinness, on tap, I like to chug it while the tiny bubbles are still there.. taste like a milk shake.

The little hole in the wall convenience store by my house has like 150+ beers, if you ask them for something they will try to find it and get some.. I try to grab something I haven't had before. I asked him to get some Ka Bar beer, but I keep forgetting to ask him if he has had any luck..
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Can you trust those that eat vegemite?
 
Dude, vegimite is some of the absolute nastiest stuff I have ever tasted and I am of the mind that you should try anything once... I have had snail suckers.. rotted cabbage... nothing taste as bad a vegimite.. those girls would slather it on toast and butter and eat it like there was not tomorrow.
 
I apologize in advance for this joke. It's terribly insensitive, definitely not politically-correct, and not even all that funny. But 'ere goes...

A Brit, a Scot and an Irishman are down the pub 'avin' a pint. Three flies plop into each of their beers, one after the other.

The Brit turns up his nose, pours out his glass with the beery fly (or fly-y beer) innit on the floor, and goes to get a fresh one.

The Scot picks the fly out of his glass, throws the fly on the floor, shrugs and drinks his beer like nothin' 'appened.

The Irishman rescues the fly from out his pint and starts slapping it on the back, screamin', "Spit it out, ya thievin' !*&^%^&&!!!"
 
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james terrio said:
I apologize in advance for this joke. It's terribly insensitive, definitely not politically-correct, and not even all that funny. But 'ere goes...

A Brit, a Scot and an Irishman are down the pub 'avin' a pint. Three flies plop into each of their beers, one after the other.

The Brit turns up his nose, pours out his glass with the beery fly (or fly-y beer) innit on the floor, and goes to get a fresh one.

The Scot picks the fly out of his glass, throws the fly on the floor, shrugs and drinks his beer like nothin' 'appened.

The Irishman rescues the fly from out his pint and starts slapping it on the back, screamin', "Spit it out, ya thievin' !*&^%^&&!!!"
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You've got the Irishman and the Scot switched :-)
 
Rum and cokin it tonight. Starting to get a slightish buzz.
 
I don't drink much to speak of, just on occasion. Can't remember thE LaSt TymE EyE goT Drnk.
 
Yesterday was grandma's funeral. I got into an argument at the funeral with my cousin cause he was being a colostomy hole. So, when I got home last night I drank quite a bit.
 
turns out my kayak has a Scotty Fishpole mount. need to see instead if there are GPS or other useful things to put there instead
 
colostomy hole.... classic..

btw you guys are a bunch of alchys :) ..... I drink wine on occasion (just had a glass) and maybe a mixer or two, but my party daze took a toll, I was young and dumb.......
 
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