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So I put a pot of coffee on this morning, got dressed getting ready to head to the shop. Grap my favorite coffee thermos and walk into the kitchen. We have tile floor in our kitchen and its open to the breakfest nook. Pretty good sized area. My wife is mopping the floor. She does it the old fasion way, on her hands and knees scrubing. When I walked in the kitchen to pour my coffee she had her back to me and screams almost at the top of her lungs. "GET YOUR HAIRY FAT ASS OFF MY FLOOR!!!" I imediately jumped and turned around and ran out of the kitchen as fast as I could. A little scared, and a little shocked, feelings hurt. My wife has never talked to me that way and I wonder what prompted such a attack. I walked through the living room to where I could talk to her facing me and ask her what her problem was. Only to find the cat retreating with all the might of his 23 lb. body would allow. Turns out, she was yelling at the cat. She never knew I was even in the kitchen. Haha.
 
TMHunt said:
So I put a pot of coffee on this morning, got dressed getting ready to head to the shop. Grap my favorite coffee thermos and walk into the kitchen. We have tile floor in our kitchen and its open to the breakfest nook. Pretty good sized area. My wife is mopping the floor. She does it the old fasion way, on her hands and knees scrubing. When I walked in the kitchen to pour my coffee she had her back to me and screams almost at the top of her lungs. "GET YOUR HAIRY FAT ASS OFF MY FLOOR!!!" I imediately jumped and turned around and ran out of the kitchen as fast as I could. A little scared, and a little shocked, feelings hurt. My wife has never talked to me that way and I wonder what prompted such a attack. I walked through the living room to where I could talk to her facing me and ask her what her problem was. Only to find the cat retreating with all the might of his 23 lb. body would allow. Turns out, she was yelling at the cat. She never knew I was even in the kitchen. Haha.
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Hahahahaha, holy crap that totally made my day :'). I can only imagine what must have gone through your head at the time.
 
Todd, that's hilarious!

On a similar note, I just got a dirty look for laughing at Todd's story when I'm supposed to be helping with the wedding registry list.

Speaking of, does anybody know the difference between the Coleman "Powerhouse" premium dual fuel lantern and the Coleman premium duel fuel lantern?

Edit: Found it! powerhouse is a bit brighter.
 
TMHunt said:
So I put a pot of coffee on this morning, got dressed getting ready to head to the shop. Grap my favorite coffee thermos and walk into the kitchen. We have tile floor in our kitchen and its open to the breakfest nook. Pretty good sized area. My wife is mopping the floor. She does it the old fasion way, on her hands and knees scrubing. When I walked in the kitchen to pour my coffee she had her back to me and screams almost at the top of her lungs. "GET YOUR HAIRY FAT ASS OFF MY FLOOR!!!" I imediately jumped and turned around and ran out of the kitchen as fast as I could. A little scared, and a little shocked, feelings hurt. My wife has never talked to me that way and I wonder what prompted such a attack. I walked through the living room to where I could talk to her facing me and ask her what her problem was. Only to find the cat retreating with all the might of his 23 lb. body would allow. Turns out, she was yelling at the cat. She never knew I was even in the kitchen. Haha.
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Haha, that's hilarious. :D
 
TMHunt said:
So I put a pot of coffee on this morning, got dressed getting ready to head to the shop. Grap my favorite coffee thermos and walk into the kitchen. We have tile floor in our kitchen and its open to the breakfest nook. Pretty good sized area. My wife is mopping the floor. She does it the old fasion way, on her hands and knees scrubing. When I walked in the kitchen to pour my coffee she had her back to me and screams almost at the top of her lungs. "GET YOUR HAIRY FAT ASS OFF MY FLOOR!!!" I imediately jumped and turned around and ran out of the kitchen as fast as I could. A little scared, and a little shocked, feelings hurt. My wife has never talked to me that way and I wonder what prompted such a attack. I walked through the living room to where I could talk to her facing me and ask her what her problem was. Only to find the cat retreating with all the might of his 23 lb. body would allow. Turns out, she was yelling at the cat. She never knew I was even in the kitchen. Haha.
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Hahahahahahahah Oh man, I actually laughed out loud and snorted .. That right there is funny stuff.
 
TMHunt said:
..."GET YOUR HAIRY FAT ASS OFF MY FLOOR!!!" I imediately jumped and turned around and ran out of the kitchen as fast as I could. A little scared, and a little shocked, feelings hurt...
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I think you should win a prize for the funniest story of the week :D
 
james terrio said:
I think you should win a prize for the funniest story of the week :D
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Oh no don't do that. Don't let me win anything......that would make me ineligable for NikkiR's "I never won sh!t cause I'm a loser" contest. :D

By the way JT. Don't you have your own subforum to chat on now? Jeez some people :rolleyes:
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Off to go camping here in a few. Take it easy gents. Talk to ya's Monday evening.
 
Laying in bed with my coffee (7 shots of espresso with chocolate) watching Monsters University. Today is kind of a good day.
 
TMHunt said:
So I put a pot of coffee on this morning, got dressed getting ready to head to the shop. Grap my favorite coffee thermos and walk into the kitchen. We have tile floor in our kitchen and its open to the breakfest nook. Pretty good sized area. My wife is mopping the floor. She does it the old fasion way, on her hands and knees scrubing. When I walked in the kitchen to pour my coffee she had her back to me and screams almost at the top of her lungs. "GET YOUR HAIRY FAT ASS OFF MY FLOOR!!!" I imediately jumped and turned around and ran out of the kitchen as fast as I could. A little scared, and a little shocked, feelings hurt. My wife has never talked to me that way and I wonder what prompted such a attack. I walked through the living room to where I could talk to her facing me and ask her what her problem was. Only to find the cat retreating with all the might of his 23 lb. body would allow. Turns out, she was yelling at the cat. She never knew I was even in the kitchen. Haha.
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You think maybe she was talking to the both of you? :D I think she was... That is just what I think though.
 
TMHunt said:
......."GET YOUR HAIRY FAT ASS OFF MY FLOOR!!!" I imediately jumped and turned around and ran out of the kitchen as fast as I could. A little scared, and a little shocked, feelings hurt. My wife has never talked to me that way and I wonder what prompted such a attack.......Turns out, she was yelling at the cat. She never knew I was even in the kitchen. Haha.
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Good save on her part.:D
 
So, I'm looking at this Ka-Barley. The only thing it is missing is a cork screw. I am thinking I know how to incorporate it though. I just need a dremel, a cork screw, and skills... I already have the cork screw, and I can get a dremel... Anyone want to lend me some skills?
 
netti pots are for pansys -- I use a full sized water pik with a tapered cork on the end for a solid seal.
 
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