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First person to tell me how this happens wins an Internet cookie.
 
Looks like what happens when I forget to take the hitch off the Durango.
 
oooooh yea, i remember those days. I also remember biking barefoot once and jamming my bigtoe into the pavement. blood everywhere, nail nowhere to be found, turning all sorts of fun colors. good times :thumbup:
 
GarnetandBlack said:
oooooh yea, i remember those days. I also remember biking barefoot once and jamming my bigtoe into the pavement. blood everywhere, nail nowhere to be found, turning all sorts of fun colors. good times :thumbup:
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Oh hell yeah... I remember those days...

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Lmao, i remember the first time i jumped on a dirt bike i was about 9 years old, the guy never told me about the back break. he just explained the clutch, gas, front break, and gears were 5 down 1 up then said now go..... i got to the first turn and was going around 45mph then i tried to break to slow down and nothing happened.... i crashed straight into some trees....

So i had on shorts, and no shirt, i didnt even have shoes on, except these sandals ( i was living in florida at the time) and one ripped apart and 2 of my toes were cut apart. one of my legs was ripped all up and bleeding and my entire one leg looked like the picture above. I got the bike out the bushes and the front fender was broke and the handle bars bent up. so i left the bike on the ground and started hobbling back home leaving a trail of blood on the nice quiet dirt road.

When i get up the road far enough for my so called friend to see me, he asks where his bike is and i tell him the brakes didnt work so i crashed into some trees, then he says OHH THATS RIGHT... why didnt you use the back brakes the fronts are broke... I hit him in the face and told him he never showed me any back breaks... then i pissed on his dirt bike because i was angry.....
 
It was just bad instructions from an excited 10 year old who was sneaking his bike out for the first time, lmao even if the front brakes did work i could have flipped using front brakes to stop/slow at too fast of speed.... but who wants to wait for parents when your 9-10 years old... ah.. what good memories lmao
 
I use to piss all over my brothers stuff all the time when I was mad at him lol one time I even pissed on him when he was passed out drunk. The best part was telling him I did it the next day, good times! :o
 
worldwood said:
It was just bad instructions from an excited 10 year old who was sneaking his bike out for the first time, lmao even if the front brakes did work i could have flipped using front brakes to stop/slow at too fast of speed.... but who wants to wait for parents when your 9-10 years old... ah.. what good memories lmao
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oh yea, i totally know that game. we had a pretty similar childhood experience with a friend's quad...and a go-cart....and a golf cart....and a....
 
So.... I ate a crazy ass amount for dinner tonight and then passed out right after for a 5 hour nap.....that means no sleep for me... but hey the kids dont have any school 2moro due to some faculty meeting or something so i figure its quiet and i dont have to get up and go anywhere 2moro so nows a great time to relax and have a few beers in peace.


And maybe a shot......

or 2....
 
GarnetandBlack said:
oh yea, i totally know that game. we had a pretty similar childhood experience with a friend's quad...and a go-cart....and a golf cart....and a....
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Thats exactly how it goes lmao... oh if i could only count the times i pushed our quads half a mile down the road after midnight so my dad couldnt hear it start up..... And at that age there only fun if some how they end up upside down lmao. never dealt with any golf cart but we had a dune-buggy at one point that was crazy fast but crazy LOUD. Quads were always my favorite.
 
I remember when my godfather bought me a dirt bike. I was pretty good at riding bikes, dirt bikes, atv's at that age (9-10) but it was a 110cc in 1st. While I didn't flip I was hanging off the back of it holding on for dear life while pulling an unintentional wheelie. I'm pretty sure I still have it, might pull it out in the summer and rebuild it as its most likely covered in rust and the wireing has a short somewhere in it, so that has to be taken care of.
 
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