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I swear scrubs for females were designed by the same guy as boyshort panties and the string bikini. Not sure how it works. I think there is a mathematical equation using exponents and variables but scrubs take a chick who is a 4/5 and magically makes her a 6/7.
 
Chameleonbear said:
I swear scrubs for females were designed by the same guy as boyshort panties and the string bikini. Not sure how it works. I think there is a mathematical equation using exponents and variables but scrubs take a chick who is a 4/5 and magically makes her a 6/7.
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Yea man, my wife thinks im crazy because i always tell her she looks sexy in her scrubs, but i swear those things look good on females. I think it might have something to do with the loose thin material but i dont know. Also those soft chick pajama pants..... yea those things are made for women to wear, but they are really for men.
 
Chameleonbear said:
I swear scrubs for females were designed by the same guy as boyshort panties and the string bikini. Not sure how it works. I think there is a mathematical equation using exponents and variables but scrubs take a chick who is a 4/5 and magically makes her a 6/7.
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I think it's the implied intelligence that makes scrubs sexy on women...
 
Chameleonbear said:
I swear scrubs for females were designed by the same guy as boyshort panties and the string bikini. Not sure how it works. I think there is a mathematical equation using exponents and variables but scrubs take a chick who is a 4/5 and magically makes her a 6/7.
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NikkiR said:
I think it's the implied intelligence that makes scrubs sexy on women...
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Might also be that scrubs indicate nurse or other medical professional - i.e. someone who is comfortable around the human body, and a caretaker to boot. Male fantasies about nurses? You betcha. Oh, and intelligence, too. Scrubs and nerd glasses just might be the killer combo...
 
granitestateofmind said:
Might also be that scrubs indicate nurse or other medical professional - i.e. someone who is comfortable around the human body, and a caretaker to boot. Male fantasies about nurses? You betcha. Oh, and intelligence, too. Scrubs and nerd glasses just might be the killer combo...
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+1 I bug my wife when she comes home from work to talk "technical" to me while she is in her scrubs. Then I put on a video for the kids and tell them to leave us alone for a few min ;) (She's an Obstetrics specialist RN, yay for intelligence and big medical words!)

ps. If you ever get a chance to wear a pair of scrub pants (that fit you) do it... so comfy.
 
NikkiR said:
I think it's the implied intelligence that makes scrubs sexy on women...
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I dunno, I know a lot of nurses who while their BQ gets raised by the scrubs I wouldn't trust them to tie their own shoes. I swear that is why Crocs were invented. Nurses were too dumb to tie their own shoes.
GSO1962 said:
When I was in the Army, I was once told that "you can sleep when you're dead..."
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I hold a family and facility record, a recorded 188 hours with no sleep.

granitestateofmind said:
Scrubs and nerd glasses just might be the killer combo...
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That just isn't fair! The nerd glasses with a pencil skirt as well.
 
Rofl I just decided to google "sexy costumes" to get myself a gift to put on the wife.... discountstripper.com seems to have all the bases covered. I LoL'd at the name.

I may have to wait until she wakes up and give her the ultimatum of a new knife... or an outfit for playtime...
 
TBL said:
Rofl I just decided to google "sexy costumes" to get myself a gift to put on the wife.... discountstripper.com seems to have all the bases covered. I LoL'd at the name.

I may have to wait until she wakes up and give her the ultimatum of a new knife... or an outfit for playtime...
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You think I can get citistrip from that site?
 
Jonny1280 said:
I'll have to disagree. Seattle has plenty enough cause to celebrate. They had a terrific year and put up win after win on so many good teams. The NFC was stacked this year! Some great defences.
And then tonight to go up against the NFL's top offense and put up 43 points while holding the leagues most "prolific" offence to only 8 points...
That, my friend, is reason to celebrate!

My hat is off to Peyton Manning and the great year the Broncos had. Great team. But remember, the Broncos only played two top 10 defences all year. They didn't know what hit them tonight. They couldn't get rolling and Seattle never took thier foot off the gas.
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Agreed. I lost my voice last night I was yelling so much much. Can't talk today. Seattle was a madhouse. Glad we won but it was a blowout. I like edge of your seaters but I also like to win :D
 
In on 18. Lost all my Superbowl squares entries last night. That's what I get for getting "good" numbers, I guess. :)
 
Chameleonbear said:
I swear scrubs for females were designed by the same guy as boyshort panties and the string bikini. Not sure how it works.
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Most jail uniforms (aside from coveralls) are basically the same thing as scrubs except for the color. Do you think jailbirds are hot?

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Wait... don't answer that :rolleyes:
 
james terrio said:
Perch and walleye are delicious. :thumbup: I kinda miss WI sometimes... down here it's all about the bass... which are great fun to find and catch, but not so great on the plate.



With enough duct tape, anything is possible!

This whole football season was just awful. If this keeps up next year I may be forced to become a hockey or - gawd help me - NASCAR fan. :barf:
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NASCAR?... I am truly shocked Mr. Terrio, truly shocked...

If you're going that route, here's what you do:

get yourself a ball peen hammer and knock out at least 3-4 of your front teeth and then start on your noggin. Hit repeatedly until you can no longer say "tradewater' ... should come out sounding something like.. "drate dogger" .. then get some hot Bud.... or cold... doesn't really matter, it still sucks, and you will be ready to go...

Doc
 
Doc_Savage said:
NASCAR?... I am truly shocked Mr. Terrio, truly shocked...

If you're going that route, here's what you do:

get yourself a ball peen hammer and knock out at least 3-4 of your front teeth and then start on your noggin. Hit repeatedly until you can no longer say "tradewater' ... should come out sounding something like.. "drate dogger" .. then get some hot Bud.... or cold... doesn't really matter, it still sucks, and you will be ready to go...

Doc
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