Snark till the cows come home

[GSO1962]

Here kitty, kitty.

I like that Biscuit. Looks like it will fit right between the lawn chair and the cooler.

I wouldn't put it between me and the cooler... I'd put the cooler on one side of the chair and rod holder on the other. I wouldn't want the rod to get in the way.

 

[granitestateofmind]

A diamond ring?

Only if that barn was Jewish. Like the old joke: why did God invent goy women? Someone has to have the real orgasms and the fake jewels....And that other one: What's the Jewish version of foreplay?

Three hours of begging.

Trust me, I know.

 

[GarnetandBlack]

I wouldn't put it between me and the cooler... I'd put the cooler on one side of the chair and rod holder on the other. I wouldn't want the rod to get in the way.

Words of wisdom!

 

[Bladite]

 

[worldwood]

a snow rainbow

 

[james terrio]

Snowbow?

Despite being made of the same chemicals, running through the spray from a snowblower in winter is not nearly as much fun as running through the spray from a sprinkler in summer.

 

[granitestateofmind]

Snowbow?
Despite being made of the same chemicals, running through the spray from a snowblower in winter is not nearly as much fun as running through the spray from a sprinkler in summer.

You should be really careful; I've heard that dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous stuff: www.dhmo.org/

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Ahhh pizza-flavored Combos, my good friend :thumbup:

 

[james terrio]

You should be really careful; I've heard that dihydrogen monoxide is dangerous stuff: www.dhmo.org/

You ain't kiddin! Also,

 

[GarnetandBlack]

I'm sipping some Old Forrester birthday bourbon. I must say, this is pretty good hooch!

 

[DJG097]

Snowbow?

Despite being made of the same chemicals, running through the spray from a snowblower in winter is not nearly as much fun as running through the spray from a sprinkler in summer.

No it's not. I usually do our house and a few neighbors that either haven't shoveled yet or went on vacation. Getting hit in the face with spray, and powerful winds suck.

 

[daizee]

Three hours of begging.

Trust me, I know.

*lol*
tribe jokes.

 

[granitestateofmind]

*lol*
tribe jokes.

Yeah...it occurs to me you might be a member of the tribe. No wonder you don't get along with your mom. Luckily, my sect of the tribe abandoned certain things like not eating bacon or lobsters - although we do tend to go out for Chinese food on (Christian) holidays. We always joke that there's really no way my mom could be Jewish when she strips a lobster down to bare shell; even the bodies and the...tomalley. She even sucks out the antennae. It's really an abject lesson in lobster gastronomy.

 

[daizee]

Yeah...it occurs to me you might be a member of the tribe. No wonder you don't get along with your mom. Luckily, my sect of the tribe abandoned certain things like not eating bacon or lobsters

haw haw!
we must belong to the same sub-sect. I just put half a pound of bacon in the chili tonight - and then fried and ate the other half. Lobstah, on the other hand, now makes me literally hurl. I developed an intolerance for custaceans sometime in the last few years.
Technically I'm half-tribe. Which half, I will leave as an exercise to the reader.

 

[Murphnuge]

Here kitty, kitty.

A pistol with a suppressor and a red dot is a better kitty slayer. It's almost too easy I hear.

That's because Chris Reeve (and William Harsey and Matt Larsen) designed it. It feels great in hand.
And thanks for the compliments from everyone else...I was just figuring on grief for the "tactical"-ness...I guess I'm not around other knife people much (OK, never) and so would feel a little shy about carrying it in public. Friends and acquaintances know me to be pretty non-threatening. But I do love how wicked it looks. Go figure.

No grief to give. Like Thorny said, other than the serrations it looks damned good. The most mall ninja knife I own is an older Benchmade Nimravus.

I'm sipping some Old Forrester birthday bourbon. I must say, this is pretty good hooch!

Never seen that one, I'll give it a chance.

 

[Jonny1280]

I just LoL'd

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/04/giant-wooden-cock-car-katya-romanovskaya_n_4725490.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Thanks awesome....I wonder who carved it.

Beardlove.

Beardlove took a trip to Russia!

 

[bigghoss]

Nice. I called the LGS today, and he says my parts should be ready first thing tomorrow morning. I am stoked to finish my build. You gonna throw up some pics for us, hoss?

I suppose I could. It's in pieces right now and it's not getting refinished so it'll just look like any other old sig. though I was seriously tempted to have the frame duracoated FDE or something. Maybe later, it's pretty easy to take the gun apart.

Best picture I have of the pair I picked up a year ago. Sold one of them though.

This makes me chuckle e'ertime I see it.

My roommate and I were just discussing how much we needed a thinglonger the other day.

 

[granitestateofmind]

My roommate and I were just discussing how much we needed a thinglonger the other day.

I've been looking all over the internet for a smell-o-scope.....I hear the PD in Colorado has them.

 

[Chameleonbear]

My roommate and I were just discussing how much we needed a thinglonger the other day.

I used to want a finglonger, however it would greatly be a hindrance at work.

 

[Murphnuge]

Looks like I finally netted a Daizee Birudashi. I'm pretty excited, been after one for awhile, but for various reasons never got one.