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Bladite,

The Universal Becker Blade Half-Life Formula needs to be added to the database.

Thank you.

i predict a lifetime blade of 12400 wacks (50 X 16 = 2400)

i arrived at this conclusion by dividing the displacement of the chip by the length of the blade laterally as illustrated below:

i forgot to take into consideration that half of the blade is more than twice that of the other half of the blade. so in effect, this bk-10 has an effective half-life of 2400+150 wacks total
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hey Electron, the elected one -- of you dunk it in tool dip then roll it on broken glass that will improve the grip almost as much as glock tape
 
SaturatedShadow said:
Are you tired of your slippery-handled Becker knife flying out of your hands? Are you concerned about Public Safety?

Then this mod is for you.

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Disclaimer: Take a few practice swings to build up the necessary callouses before use.
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I just bolted the BK9 directly too my hand. Hands are pointless unless they are holding a 9 anyway. You can't not be holding a 9.
 
1066vik said:
hey Electron, the elected one -- of you dunk it in tool dip then roll it on broken glass that will improve the grip almost as much as glock tape
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Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. We are talking public safety here, Erik.


Think of the children.....
 
I cannot wait to see the Redbrand 4 point barbed wire handle in the complete guide to handle modifications thread.
 
SaturatedShadow said:
Bladite,

The Universal Becker Blade Half-Life Formula needs to be added to the database.

Thank you.
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sorry, i only subscribe to peer reviewed studies that have fixed their typos...

also, Half-Life is a great game that uses crow bars not knives for the most part...
 
neutron strikes a chord

i like this:

Mononeutron: An isolated neutron undergoes beta decay with a mean lifetime of approximately 15 minutes (half-life of approximately 10 minutes), becoming a proton (the nucleus of hydrogen), an electron and an antineutrino.

oblivion :D
 
Snark got really good. Rare form actually. Bravo, gentlemen.
 
SaturatedShadow said:
Bladite,

The Universal Becker Blade Half-Life Formula needs to be added to the database.

Thank you.
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A classic already. Yeah, when I dinged him for that post, my Message to User was simply "Whack this." I'd had my fill of silly at that point, and decorum was off the table.
 
Guyon said:
A classic already. Yeah, when I dinged him for that post, my Message to User was simply "Whack this." I'd had my fill of silly at that point, and decorum was off the table.
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i put a nick bigger than his in a knife today, and stropped it on a piece of volcanic basalt and just kept moving on with my day
 
Bladite said:
sorry, i only subscribe to peer reviewed studies that have fixed their typos...

also, Half-Life is a great game that uses crow bars not knives for the most part...
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It was quite satisfying to clobber head crabs midair with it... Or if ammo was in short supply and Barney wasn't cooperating, he could further the cause by dropping his pistol and extra ammo.... the hard way.

Damn, I need to find my copies of Half-life, Opposing Force & Blue Shift.
 
bigghoss said:
I just bolted the BK9 directly too my hand. Hands are pointless unless they are holding a 9 anyway. You can't not be holding a 9.
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I've only been hanging around this forum for a week, but I feel like I'm witness to its Golden Age.
 
JWheel said:
I've only been hanging around this forum for a week, but I feel like I'm witness to its Golden Age.
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We go through pockets of golden age every 3 months when the breweries release their seasonal beers.
 
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Jeeze I usually keep up with the snark, I am not on for awhile and you ban Proton the most excellent knife handler ever and replace him with Electron, oh the humanity.[emoji6]
 
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