Snip Snip for the Chop Chop

I have been telling my wife it is time for me to get the snip snip.........no trade at all.......she thinks we need a little girl to go with the two boys we already have.

But the important thing is your wife is willing to trade you something for yours.

Pick a good one!
 
We have two boys and a little girl and we think one on the way that is a surprise to us. That is why we are in the snip snip negotiations. If we are having another we can't have anymore, if we aren't having one we really don't want a forth. I may have to wait until deep in the winter to get the procedure so I can sit in the snow all day long. LOL.....
 
TurnerIII said:
Oh you have consumed the Kool Aid! They lie! Simple procedure...no worries...I have seen more guys go through hell after this mutilation! Really one guy sat on a bag of ice for a month, got infected and they had to go back in and do more....gastly things!!:eek::D:thumbdn:
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My friend since having it done has testicular pain about once a week, two years later. Sometimes "it happens" as his doctor said.

I have no interest in having children, I still wouldn't ever willingly have a vasectomy.
 
230grains said:
My friend since having it done has testicular pain about once a week, two years later. Sometimes "it happens" as his doctor said.

I have no interest in having children, I still wouldn't ever willingly have a vasectomy.
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These are the things that scare me about having this done. Man I better pick a good Busse for this.
 
I have six kids and decided to quit. Personal life has never been better, but wish I could have had an easier procedure and a chunk of INFI in trade. Go big or go home.
 
Seriously.. ya'll are freakin the poor guy out over nothin.

I have the two most beautiful children anywhere (biased of course:D), and the wife and I decided we were done. SO I took one for the team, and everything has worked out just fine...
Besides, I can't imagine wanting to devide up my attention so that either one of them recieved less.

The trick is to have a couple of days to yourself after the procedure to chill.
You'll bleed a little bit and your bag will turn a shade or two for a few days, but in the end ALL IS WELL and you don't have to worry about unexpected surprises...

GratZ on the NEW BLADE for the trade brother! :thumbup:
And just RELAX!:)
 
JNacks said:
Seriously.. ya'll are freakin the poor guy out over nothin.

I have the two most beautiful children anywhere (biased of course:D), and the wife and I decided we were done. SO I took one for the team, and everything has worked out just fine...
Besides, I can't imagine wanting to devide up my attention so that either one of them recieved less.

The trick is to have a couple of days to yourself after the procedure to chill.
You'll bleed a little bit and your bag will turn a shade or two for a few days, but in the end ALL IS WELL and you don't have to worry about unexpected surprises...

GratZ on the NEW BLADE for the trade brother! :thumbup:
And just RELAX!:)
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:eek::eek::eek: Aw.... GAWD!!! :barf: Thanks for sharing...






NOT!!! :p
 
I know one thin that is true. I am getting knife in hand before I do this. If not something will come up like a Hockey bill or something for soccer. You fellas with kids know what I mean. Me, Myself, and I goes out the door with kids......
 
JNacks said:
Seriously.. ya'll are freakin the poor guy out over nothin.

I have the two most beautiful children anywhere (biased of course:D), and the wife and I decided we were done. SO I took one for the team, and everything has worked out just fine...
Besides, I can't imagine wanting to devide up my attention so that either one of them recieved less.

The trick is to have a couple of days to yourself after the procedure to chill.
You'll bleed a little bit and your bag will turn a shade or two for a few days, but in the end ALL IS WELL and you don't have to worry about unexpected surprises...

GratZ on the NEW BLADE for the trade brother! :thumbup:
And just RELAX!:)
kdstrick said:
:eek::eek::eek: Aw.... GAWD!!! :barf: Thanks for sharing...






NOT!!! :p
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ROTFL!! :D:D ...I don't know whether to keep laughing or lock the thread!!! :p What's a Mod to do??? :D

(LOL, carry on! ;):thumbup:)
 
When the lil' lady knows your shooting blanks, life can get a little bit more interesting. In a good way. If you put INFI on top of that it could be like man heaven.
 
Jaxx said:
ROTFL!! :D:D ...I don't know whether to keep laughing or lock the thread!!! :p What's a Mod to do??? :D

(LOL, carry on! ;):thumbup:)
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Let it ride Jaxx... ;)



for all the love of INFI, let it be known that some things remain sacred. Among them: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness... (and testosterone producing huevos). I wouldn't trade all of Wauseon for my virility. :thumbup:

This thread is completely freaking me out... yet I can't just pull away from it. I'll prolly have nightmares tonight about discolored and bleeding... um.... body parts. :barf::barf::barf:




aw hell, on second thought maybe it should be locked down! ;) :D
 
Jaxx said:
ROTFL!! :D:D ...I don't know whether to keep laughing or lock the thread!!! :p What's a Mod to do??? :D

(LOL, carry on! ;):thumbup:)
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I would hate to see the thread locked because I never would have thought this would be so funny. I just wanted some suggestions on what Busse to get. Wow I got some great advise and a lot of laughs, but I have to go to bed. I hope know one has any bad nightmares about the SNIP SNIP....

BSR
 
kdstrick said:
Let it ride Jaxx... ;)



for all the love of INFI, let it be known that some things remain sacred. Among them: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness... (and testosterone producing huevos). I wouldn't trade all of Wauseon for my virility. :thumbup:

This thread is completely freaking me out... yet I can't just pull away from it. I'll prolly have nightmares tonight about discolored and bleeding... um.... body parts. :barf::barf::barf:




aw hell, on second thought maybe it should be locked down! ;) :D
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bigshowrenfro said:
I would hate to see the thread locked because I never would have thought this would be so funny. I just wanted some suggestions on what Busse to get. Wow I got some great advise and a lot of laughs, but I have to go to bed. I hope know one has any bad nightmares about the SNIP SNIP....

BSR
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No worries! Ceasar sez... ":thumbup:"

;) :D:D
 
Nuk Argonne Assault or Magnum Argonne Assault. I wouldn't even consider letting someone near my bits with a knife for anything less than either of those two.
 
Bigshow, Here is the problem my friend. Theoretically, lets say you get the procedure done--not a problem(you will still have your balls). And then your wife allows you to get the Killa Zilla which depending on the variation is going to cost you somewhere between 780 to 1600 or more. How do you think she is going to react when she walks in on you and catches you making love to the Killa Zilla, holding it above your head and screaming it's name like a HOG gone mad!! This act may cause her (since she is a female and most females don't understand our obsession with INFI) to first slap you senseless so that she may grab the Killa out of your hand-right or left depending on your style- and CHOP OFF what you have left! Left and Right that is and I'm not talking about an arm or a leg my friend. I was married once too.......once. Now you have kids too I assume? Don't ruin your marriage. Marriage is about sacrifice and compromise. If you really need a knife, keep the marriage healthy and get a buck lockback folder or better yet a swiss army knife. Busse? Once you go there, there will be no saving your soul. The INFI steel will give you immortality and you will live forever but you will be a possessed HOG for the rest of your existence. Try to make wise decision and think about the things that I have said before you make this deal. I wish you the best.
 
Wait. Your wife tells you what you can and cannot buy?
Sounds like she owns your pair already! :D
 
renfro, 600US is not putting nearly enough of a premium on your ability to reproduce. what about the inevitable zombie apocalypse? humanity will need to repopulate! what you need, brother, is the dragon fang. it's already a user so you don't have to worry about ruining it, and it's the perfect size for edc, and it will almost be fair compensation for giving up the swimmers.
 
lazi said:
you loose use of 2 good users you should get 2 good users!
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THIS!!

I lucked out. I have two beautiful boys and the relationship came to an end when I told her I wasn't ok with her having relations with other men while I was at work. My new lady is fixed already, dodged that bullet.
 
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