Snip Snip for the Chop Chop

Ahh you guys get too worked up t'ain't no big deal. I had mine done in the eighties alittle bruising for acouple of days and felt like i got kicked in the kahones. But i healed up just fine but i'm a pretty tough old fart i guess. I've had fingers broke toes dislocated, both knees operated on back and neck messed up in an accident. Also burnt bad by hot tar and packed in ice plus alot of stiches and pins. Double hernia surgery plus some stuff i've probably forgotten over the years. The human body is tougher than you think or should i say spirit.

So alittle snip is nothing I just wish i would have gotten a Bm for the trouble though. Anyway when i came out of the operating room i figured i'd play a joke on all the guys sitting in the office waiting their turn. I came out holding myself with a grimace on my face saying don't go in there. Then i walked out the door.

You should have seen those guys faces. I thought it was pretty funny myself. But i don't think they did. I still wonder how many of them got up and left the office that day. :D
I have two boys and one girl so that's enough for me. ;)
I'd go for a Nmsfno or HHfsh or a Bwmle if i were you though. Also good luck with your snippy snip. :thumbup:
 
kdstrick said:
:eek::eek::eek: Aw.... GAWD!!! :barf: Thanks for sharing...






NOT!!! :p
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:D:D:D

I hope you get the knife that you like man ..... you certainly deserve it .....:thumbup: Sacrificing Swimmers for Infi is not everyone's idea of a good deal ... :D:eek:

Satin and Snakeskin is a great combo .....

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You could probably match your "bag" and these "handgrips" for a day or two from what I hear ....:barf::eek: Good Luck to you !! I hope it all goes "swimmingly" .... errr .... "painlessly" and if possible .... get the knife first ....:thumbup:
 
This thread reminds me why I am petrified of marriage.

I enjoy buying what I want, when I want.

Here's a suggestion... Leave your poor vas deferens alone, but buy the knife anyways.
 
kdstrick said:
Um... yes. What Jaxx said. Some things should never be for sale. :barf: :o

Perhaps the question you should be asking is... what kind of purse would she trade for her ovaries? ;)
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I was thinking which pair of shoes would she trade for her fallopian tubes:eek:

Ok..no one has mentioned this one...depending the age of your wife...they all go through menopause right:confused:

well not us guys...men have had fathered children at 90 years old!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-476980/Worlds-oldest-father-21st-child-90.html

lets see a woman do that!!! what happens if you are in the situation where you are one of those guys that outlives everyone and hits the lottery and you want to live like a 90 year old guru...having kids left and right:confused:

I'm just trying to give you a defense....this will be mine if the topic ever comes up...and you know what...I'm sticking to my guns..that's right I own 3 tents and if it's during hunting season..I won't be missed anyway!! :D:p
 
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The PILL!! THE PILL!! it is sounding in my head like a siren!!

it is very effective...these women that claimed to have "had children on the pill"
well majority of them wanted to have the child...."that darn unreliable birth control pill" at 97% effectiveness....which is the same 97% as a "snip snip" :eek:
OR the woman just Forgets to take it!

Greet her every morning lovingly with a glass of juice and her pill....:D:p:thumbup:
 
This is too funny (not). I have always been amazed at how guys can justify putting their lady's health at risk to save what they think of as their manhood. The snip just stops the swimmers. If it actually stops performance there are other issues involved. It enhanced my life. Putting it all on women with invasive procedures (yes, more invasive than the snip) and chemicals is exactly the opposite of manning up. If someone really thinks they don't want kids now but may later, they can always put some baby makers on ice. Dealing with the opposite gender has never been fair and us guys are always in the midst of barter. Kudos if you can get some play, and toys too.;)
 
PeterPHWS said:
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You could probably match your "bag" and these "handgrips" for a day or two from what I hear ....:barf::eek: Good Luck to you !! I hope it all goes "swimmingly" .... errr .... "painlessly" and if possible .... get the knife first ....:thumbup:
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ROFLOL!!! OMG... I'm so glad I posted last night... I just spit coffee on the monitor reading your responses... AAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Carry on... :D

Seriously folks.. I haven't laughed that hard for a long time... Thanks again.. :D:D:D
 
If I had a wife trying to bargain INFI for getting "fixed", I'd put that money into marriage counseling, instead. That is not healthy relationship behavior from someone who loves you.
 
mymindisamob said:
This is too funny (not). I have always been amazed at how guys can justify putting their lady's health at risk to save what they think of as their manhood. The snip just stops the swimmers. If it actually stops performance there are other issues involved. It enhanced my life. Putting it all on women with invasive procedures (yes, more invasive than the snip) and chemicals is exactly the opposite of manning up. If someone really thinks they don't want kids now but may later, they can always put some baby makers on ice. Dealing with the opposite gender has never been fair and us guys are always in the midst of barter. Kudos if you can get some play, and toys too.;)
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sorry I was unaware....that Eunuchs were SO Sensitive :p;)




I respect each owns opinion of this matter (even though the idea of it gave me night terrors:eek:) As for the above statement...i can't argue with a dad of 6 children...he did what was right for him and is living a happier life. there are always 2 sides to the story...mine was a little more colorful and designed for some chuckles as well.

AND .. if i freeze my swimmers are they kidsicles??? that would make me the "popsicle" right??:D

Sorry couldn't resist that last line :D
 
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Thank you for starting this freakin hilarious thread. Indeed the best way to deal with serious situations like "the snip snip" is humor.

I agree with much that has been said regarding your knife choices. Ya gotta get a big one and a little guy to match. BWM + Active Duty sounds hot to me. I wish you the best of luck with your procedure...make sure and find a reputable surgeon.
 
bigshowrenfro said:
Ok guys, here is the deal. I have never owned a Busse Knife, and I've wanted one for sometime now. My wife made me a deal and said if I get the SNIP SNIP I can have the CHOP CHOP. So guys, help a brother out. What first time Busse knife is worth the snip snip?

Thanks,

BSR
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You're nuts.:p

As much as I love my Busse knives if this was how I was getting my first one I wouldn't have any.:(

My wife and I talk about this too and we decided a IUD was the way to go......for her.:thumbup:

No one knows what life will bring. What if you're in your 60's, God forbid your wife has past and a fine looking 20 something hottie wants your baby. Fact or fiction stranger things have happened so protect your nuts.

Or you could just say, my future wife may want kids too.:eek: You most likely won't have to worry about vasectomy pain after that though.:p

Good luck.
 
What do you get if you lop off the whole enchilada?
 
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mymindisamob said:
This is too funny (not). I have always been amazed at how guys can justify putting their lady's health at risk to save what they think of as their manhood. The snip just stops the swimmers. If it actually stops performance there are other issues involved. It enhanced my life. Putting it all on women with invasive procedures (yes, more invasive than the snip) and chemicals is exactly the opposite of manning up. If someone really thinks they don't want kids now but may later, they can always put some baby makers on ice. Dealing with the opposite gender has never been fair and us guys are always in the midst of barter. Kudos if you can get some play, and toys too.;)
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I agree with this so do what you've got to do and remember what they say around here No Regets. Oh does that saying count on the Snip...Snip! :D
 
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Thinking on this I'd say contact Garth at the Custom Shop and ask him for a rush order on an infi cup.
 
If you just give up one testicle, do you think that would warrant a CABS?

That might be the route I'd go. If you hang right, you should probably sacrifice the right gonad. Others may disagree with me on testicular selection, however.
 
GregS said:
You have a knack for testicular selection^.
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Just seems like it would give more room for the big dog to prowl.

(Or little dog as the case may be... not that there's anything wrong with that.)
 
Ya ummm. No. No deal. :( Just give up the sexy time instead. :thumbup:

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

BTW: Well said MMIAM! :thumbup:
 
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