So sharp that it... sharp that it's shadow will cut ya!


Real men ride Moto Guzzis!
My knife is so sharp I had to dull it so that it won't scare me so much.
My knife is so sharp, that after it splits the atom, it will then de-bone it.

Paranoia is only smart thinking
when everyone is out to get you.

My knife is sharper than a fart! Farts can cut through pants without making a hole!!!
My knife is so sharp, it will split an infinitive! It will also take care of any dangling participles hanging around.
(Well, it was funnier in grade school, I'll admit.)
Sunlight works better for seeing flat spots on edges.Yes, it does work.

So sharp that it can cut that one 16 gauge hair sticking out of the mole on my elementary school bus driver's face.

It still haunts me 25 years later
My knife is sharp enough to cut through butter, and I mean the whole stick!
My knife is so sharp I accidentally shaved a few years off of my life.

My knife is so sharp that it stuck in my thigh about 3/8" after a 8" fall. Doh!!!

It's also so sharp that the 1st quarter-inch of the edge is transparent.


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My knife is so sharp, it left Lynn Thompson speechless.....(as if....)

The only limitation is lack of imagination.

Romans 10:9-10

"Military" Fans Unite!!

My knife is so sharp, it can skim profits from an Internet start-up!
My knives are so sharp that just thinking of testing the edge with my thumb produces instant blood.
Sharper than Occam's Razor....

Clay Fleischer
AKTI Member A000847

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