Bushcraft:
a cliquey subculture of modern hippies who can be found in the woods talking to trees and rocks. Typical clothing of the bushcrafter is either a moth eaten wool blanket draped over the shoulders, or a surplus store British SAS jacket. Wool pants or old jeans are worn, and a Filson style hat is a must. The bushcrafter carries a knife, but not just any knife - the only knife legally acceptable is a 4" (maximum length allowed under Bushcraft Law) long, .05mm thick scandi ground butter knife, or a cheap $1 "mora" knife. Knives over 4" , military knives, thick blade knives and big choppers are NOT allowed. A folding Swiss army knife is sometimes carried too. For fire starting, the bushcrafter only uses a fire bow or flint and steel, and scorns others who use matches, lighters or firesteels. Tinder used by the bushcrafter is strictly limited to the silken butt hairs of a gnat, harvested one by one during the peak of the full moon. This tinder is stored in a little leather pouch that smells like musty old shoes around the neck of the bushcrafter. Shelter wise the bushcrafter will use tarps, or build a shelter, exclaiming how much better they are than anyone else by doing so. Bushcrafters do not carry backpacks or sling bags, but instead use "ruksacks" which must, under Bushcraft Taliban Law, be made of waxed canvas with leather straps.
The bushcrafter can be often found preaching his bushcraft, on YouTube. Due to assimilation into the Bushcraft Cult, all the videos look and sound the same. One must have a "bit of a british accent" when speaking in these videos. It also helps that everyone dresses and looks the same, has a APPROVED knife hanging from their neck, and show the same thing over and over, holding up a smoking bundle of grasses and blowing into them to get a flame going, a tarp shelter in the background, a cup of water boiling in a rusty old tin can etc. The bushcrafter will also ramble on endlessly, using the word 'bushcraft' over and over and over again, as well as qouting passages from their Bushcraft Bibles written by Smores Kachinksy and other authors.
Bushcrafters are very rigid in their lifestyle. They refuse to use any gear or knives other than what is allowed under Bushcraft Taliban Law. While they seem to well educated in outdoors skills, their lack of thinking outside the Bushcraft Box (most likely woven from grasses and reeds and sealed with pinepitch mixed with animal crap) makes them irritating to be around, although compared to the Toronto Maple Leafs, bushcrafters can be tolerated somewhat.
