So, Who Runs This Place Anyways?

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Given those choices, I would have chosen the other person in the room.

given those choices i would have said "f*ck this it ain't for me"

could you imagine your grown son calling you "mom can you come paint fake tan on my ass.......then this saturday can you come oil me up before i go on stage." I would wonder where i went wrong in my parenting!

 

[ShawnaTX]

no worries.......im not sure there's much to "flap in the wind"

rotflmao!

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

with my oiled and shavened slippery aerodynamic body the tar and feathers would just simply not stick.

i've figured it out! he works for one of those 900 numbers! how about you keep "work" at work?

 

[crowdog]

Given those choices, I would have chosen the other person in the room.

bra, i cant have no streaks in the tanning solution. i was doing the spilts and flips on stage so i couldnt risk screwing up the backside. everyones got to have someone to do there butt. you cant see it yourself.

"everyones got to have someone to do there butt"
i should rephase but... i'll let it go. you guys know what i mean.

 

[Grump]

could you imagine your grown son calling you "mom can you come paint fake tan on my ass.......then this saturday can you come oil me up before i go on stage."

Ummmm, no, but I'm old school. These young whipper snappers... well, let's just say that they are puzzling to an old fart like me.

 

[crowdog]

given those choices i would have said "f*ck this it ain't for me"

could you imagine your grown son calling you "mom can you come paint fake tan on my ass.......then this saturday can you come oil me up before i go on stage." I would wonder where i went wrong in my parenting!

no no no there are other bodybuilders in there the posing pump up room that will oil your back if ou oil theirs. very corgal like

 

[Grump]

everyones got to have someone to do there butt. you cant see it yourself.

"everyones got to have someone to do there butt"
i should rephase but... i'll let it go. you guys know what i mean.

Even with the disclaimer, I can't take any more!

I need to go find a knife/gear thread.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

everyones got to have someone to do there butt.

so the truth is coming out!

 

[crowdog]

I'm out see ya guys.

 

[ShawnaTX]

"everyones got to have someone to do there butt"

Aww hell, I really think I have no words....

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

that will oil your back if ou oil theirs.

yup getting gheyer by the post!

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

and just at the climax of the thread......he walks out the door...yup he's ghey.

 

[Grump]

so the truth is coming out!

Something's coming out and I don't want to see it!!

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Something's coming out and I don't want to see it!!

looks like i have nothing to be afeared of!

don't drop the soap Grump

 

[Boats]

So, the Mrs. is getting tired of the T?

Here is some A.

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

Boats my dear........i knew you'd show up eventually and bring your google fu w/ you

 

[ShawnaTX]

I will take that ANYDAY over talk about guys in need of help shaving!

 

[Mrs.Shotgunner11]

I will take that ANYDAY over talk about guys in need of help shaving!

and having their moms paint fake tan on their ass!

 

[ShawnaTX]

and having their moms paint fake tan on their ass!

Oh God, I had forgot about that... ICK!

 

[Kiah]

Heck with moving it to another subforum. This thread should be in The Field. Where's LaBella?