this thread is about as F**K'd up as it gets...
All praise goes to the moderators.
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All praise goes to the moderators.
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There is no amount of shaving that would make my body aerodynamic. Ain't gonna happen.
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areodynamic!? wtf woud they want to be areodymanic for? they're not swimmers. surfing the web doesn't require being areodynamic.
oh crap, man hears a story for ya. i had to tan for this show and this was my first time tanning...ever.
so i am in the ly down ones and feeling pretty good about it untill like the next week after doing it for a week same way every day. my asscheeks hurt.... where they were smushed against the glass it created a hot spot and magnifiyed the intensity, thus burning the hell out of my but cheeks. i had two six inch dark spots on each cheek.
no good.
stand up tanners from then out.
so i am in the ly down ones and feeling pretty good about it untill like the next week after doing it for a week same way every day. my asscheeks hurt.... where they were smushed against the glass it created a hot spot and magnifiyed the intensity, thus burning the hell out of my but cheeks. i had two six inch dark spots on each cheek.
no good.
stand up tanners from then out.
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This Thread took a big Leap south bound upon Crow dog letting his Mom Prep him for a show .... Dude , WTF ? keep that in your closet bro 
If I closed the thread I'd be trampling on someones Rights , I am not one to hold a person back B/C of the Gheyness of their thread.... but we are in uncharter water here
If I closed the thread I'd be trampling on someones Rights , I am not one to hold a person back B/C of the Gheyness of their thread....
but we are in uncharter water here 
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Are you jumping out of an airplane naked?
no worries.......im not sure there's much to "flap in the wind"
Dude , WTF ? keep that in your closet bro
That would have been good advice about an hour ago but his aerodynamic ship has already sailed.
This Thread took a big Leap south bound upon Crow dog letting his Mom Prep him for a show .... Dude , WTF ? keep that in your closet bro
It was ither my mom or my friend..... lesser of two gheynesses had to be my mom on that one.
the back stage oiling room was bad enough...dont even get me started.
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you're starting yourself! no one's trying to "get you started" i'm pretty sure they're tryin to stop you!
what,....their were some girls back there....i mean they had muscles....and kind of looked like dudes...but .....whatever.
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crowdog... step away from the keyboard before you dig yourself into a pit of tar and feathers that even your aerodynamic body can't escape.
lol that sure would be hard to "shave off"
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you're right........i'm either going to throw up my stomach or piss my pants laughing.
Given those choices, I would have chosen the other person in the room.
with my oiled and shavened slippery aerodynamic body the tar and feathers would just simply not stick.