Some Sexy Photos Of Myself To Promote BFC. (Warning: Topless Nudity Involved!)

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Lorena Bobbitski

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Hi Everyone!
I had some photos taken of me this weekend in order to promote Blade Forums.
Unforunately, the BFC cap didn't come out as well as I would have liked, but since Vampire Gerbil was taking the pictures, he was only holding the camera with one hand, due to the fact that I was Awwww Naturaaal!

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If you're over the age of 18, and want to see more of me in all of my luscious glory (plus a better angle of the cap), feel free to Click Here! I should warn you, I am topless.
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Mike and Spark, if you want to use my photos for promotion of this sight, I have no objection, so long as I am compensated fairly. I'm also willing to hold another knife, if you feel that it would be more approriate.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I think a scorpion crawled in me... it's stinging, but it's a good kinda sting, and I don't want to get too emotionally attached.

Love & Wet, Sloppy Kisses,
L

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"Hey Renfield, you gonna eat that last spider leg?"
 
VG,

Your beauty casts itself on my eyes like the sun through a 150x telescope. Thanks for the retinal damage.

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EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT.
**Blazing Saddles**

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Good Evening,
It is I,
Vampire Gerbil.

I feel that I must apologize for taking the above pictures, but Lorena was holding my favorite hamster hostage (under her cap).

Lorena, while I am too frightened of you to tell you my true feelings, I have to say that you may have gone too far this time. I TOLD you to wear fishnets!! But would you listen? NO!!

Off to finish scraping her teeth,
I remain,
VG

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Vampire Gerbil: Nosferatus Rodentus Moderatus; similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.
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Odd Pictures at Photopoint
An assortment of pictures I decided to share with anyone that was so bored they wanted to check out my antics. I did this to prove that I am indeed sane. Be advised that there's hardly any nudity. Feel free to sign the Guestbook!!
Manifesto of Madness
I wrote most of that at work after drinking massive amounts of coffee. I needed to look busy and that dribbled out of my head. There's also a whole bunch of Optical Illusions.
The Deadly and Scary Leatherman Micra Website.
Be warned that the tactics used at that last site are not for the faint of heart!
A Ballistic Knife in Action
Even though the guy in those pictures has the same exact tattoos as me, I have no idea who he is!
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vampiregerbil@aol.com
 
You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll Hurl.

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EXCUSE ME WHILE I WHIP THIS OUT.
**Blazing Saddles**

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OMG,

I'm scared for life, I'm on the verge of taking needles and plunging them into my eyes!!!!!!! I'm so glad that area 51 seperates us VG. Seems to me maybe you have been there one to many times. The aliens have have been performing secrect experiments on you haven't they. I don't know if I'll ever sleep soundly again as nightmares are going to be a permanate
fixture of the night for me. There oughta be a law against that sorta pic.

Arthur D. Washburn
ADW Custom Knives
 
Yikes!!

Lorena you are the spitting image of my mother-in-law, and she scares me too. What a small world.

BTW, what is that knife?
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Just adding a little appropriate discussion to keep this thing alive.


 
I was wondering if there are any plans for a year 2001 calandar. If so.... I'll take 10!!!!

TornAdo
 
Geeze, I gotta show these to my cousin. He likes chicks with tattoos! Maybe he'll like the Tim Hermanphrodite as well!

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Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
This fence, is that supposed to prevent you from getting out (in this case I think it should be electrified) or others from getting in?
 
Damn!!!!!!!

The things you see when you don't have a gun handy.
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Ash


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"You mean. You'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people."
 
Oh jeez. I just ate breakfast for crying out loud. WHERE did I put those rolaids...?

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Hoodoo

I get some pleasure from finding a relentlessly peaceful use for a combative looking knife.
JKM
 
Be still my beating heart
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" The real art of living is too keep alive the longing in human beings to become greater versions of themselves." Laurens Van der Post.
In memory of James Mattis
 
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