Some Sexy Photos Of Myself To Promote BFC. (Warning: Topless Nudity Involved!)

Is somthing wrong with me???

I keep sneaking off to dark places and touching my special purpose looking at Lorena's pictures, somthing about her really makes me swell. I now have several raw spots on my special puropse and it really hurts when I pour everclear on them.
 
Thanks SOG Ron for clarifying the knife - I thought that's what it was, but was going to ask anyhow. Nice. As ugly, sorry, beautiful as the nymphet who wields it here.
 
Does anyone else get the feeling this household isn't exactly like "Lil' House on the Prairie"?

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Wasn't there just a full moon? This is beyond belief, beyond reality, beyond the ozone, beyond Uranus and yours to Vamp.

Jeeezzzz! Little House, yeah right. Nite granpa, nite John Boy, nite Lorena.

Leaving to seer my eyes in the WOK.

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Don
Medicine Man of the Extinct Fugowee Tribe

[This message has been edited by stab1 (edited 10-11-2000).]
 
i am saddened
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the BFC bastids locked my topless tacbabes but allow this??? UNFAIR!
lorena you shameless hussy!
 
Originally posted by Vampire Gerbil:

Lorena, the next time you want pictures of yourself, hire someone that nobody at BFC knows, ok? Then they can all complain about him and my sensitive psyche won't be so damaged!
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Lorena, VG is right, you need someone else to take pics of you. I mean VG tried, but the lighting is all wrong, the pose makes you look fat, and you want an outfit that leaves something to the imagination.
Well, they say a picture is worth a 1000 words, here's what I mean.

I can make you look like this!

I fixed up the Hermanator and he hasn't been seen since...anybody else?



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I cant believe I came back to this thread, I must be sicker than VG.

Arthur D. Washburn
ADW Custom Knives
 
-- off to wash my eyes out with bleach--
does everyone feel the love here, or am I just sitting on something...

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Phil,

The best Lorena has ever looked. She should go for the new profile. Put on a new head and she is a hottie.
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Don
Medicine Man of the Extinct Fugowee Tribe
 
Hey Lorena:
I finally got around to showing those pix to the wife. She quickly .... almost violently .... spun her head to the side. The expresion on her face was... well could best be described as .... Disgusted.

Ah Jelousy and its many physical manifestations !!! She was obviously upset by having the bar af beauty and presence being set yet another notch higher. Lorena you are a vain, evil woman.



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ALex

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Hiya Ewok!
I'm sorry, but Allison's already promised to wed another. Bill Gates' grandson. This is due to the fact that she is not allowed to have any physical contact with a male until she has reached MY DEFINITION of emancipation.
By the way, you might care to look at THIS!
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Hoping you're satisfied to at least be listed in the FAMILY section,
I remain,
VG

AAAARRRGGGG>>>> DAMMIT, Lorena, let go of my nostrils!!! YOU CAN USE THE COMPUTER NOW, OKAY???????

AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.........

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OH DONNA, I'VE HAD A TERRIBLE WEEKEND! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN THE PEDICURIST'S OFFICE SINCE FRIDAY AND HE STILL HASN'T GOTTEN TO MY LEFT FOOT!
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN THINK STRAIGHT, NOT TO MENTION BEING TOTALLY UNABLE TO WRITE IN ANYTHING BUT BOLD CAPS!

I JUST NOTICED THAT VG LEFT SOME DISGUSTING MATTER UNDER THE LAST 9 INCHES OF MY NAILS, AND THAT'S A PERFECT WAY TO END A "PERFECT" WEEKEND!

OH SOB! SOB! SOB!
(THE FIRST ONE WAS A CRY, THE LAST TWO REFERRED TO THOSE IDIOT MAN ANIMALS, MR. TOOTSIE AND VG)

I'D LOVE TO CHAT FURTHER, BUT I AM WIPED OUT BEYOND BELIEF. I NEED TO CONSOLE MYSELF WITH THE NEW SHIPMENT OF BARBICIDE (14 BOTTLES CAME IN ON FRIDAY, SO THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR)

WISH YOU COULD SHARE SOME WITH ME AND WE COULD EXPLORE THE LAST 23,867 PAGES OF THE KARMA SUTRA TOGETHER!!!
SOB! SOB!
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AND BEFORE ANY OF THE MAN ANIMALS START THEIR WHINING ABOUT THIS BEING OFF TOPIC, I USED AN MPK TO TEACH MR. TOOTSIE A LESSON! THE TITANIUM BLADE, WHILE NOT FEELING EXACTLY RAZOR SHARP, DID WONDERS ON HIS WHATSITS AND DANGLES! IT WAS SO LIGHTWEIGHT THAT I FORGOT I HAD A KNIFE IN MY HAND AT ALL, BUT MR. TOOTSIE MADE SURE TO REMIND ME THAT I, INDEED HAD ONE!
"OH, PLEASE, MS. BOBBITSKI, PLEASE PUT THE KNIFE AWAY!!"

Hmmm.... that sweet memory just calmed me down. SO did the 12 ounces of BC I just chugged. Now I feel so warm... and randy... and a little bit "melty", if you know what I mean, Donna-Girlfriend!
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Oh, I need to go, Girlfriend. Mr. Buzz-Buzz is calling!

Love,
L

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"Hey Renfield, you gonna eat that last spider leg?"
 
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That's what I call a knife-babe!

Sam

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The pictures are worth a million words! That was easily the best laugh I have had this year, thanks!
 
In the immortal words of Homer J Simpson
"DOOOHHHHH"
What the hell was that? I'm scarred for life. My girlfriend is sitting next to me trying to hold her sanity after looking at that. Well thanx for the Peep Show. At least we didn't have to pay for it.
 
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