Southern humour...

[MAURICE]

No. Not Colin. That was the vodka speaking. It is of course, Ahnold!
Ahnold for Prez!

 

[Michael Dye]

Us Southerners may be rednecks, but.......

Who said Rednecks are not smart?
>
>"Hello, is this the FBI?"
>
>"Yes. What can I do for you?"
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>"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith.
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>He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
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>"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
>
>The next day, the FBI agents descend on Virgil's house. They
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>search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes,they
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>bust open
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>every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at
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>Virgil and leave.
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>The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This
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>here is Floyd.
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>Did the FBI come?"
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>"Yeah!"
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>"Did they chop your firewood?"
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>"Yep."
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>"Happy Birthday, buddy!


>

 

[CapCase]

posted by Gary W. Graley
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Two Mississippians are walking toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet,
one says, "Hey Tommy Ray, whatcha got in th' bag?"

"Jes sum chickens"
"If I guesses how many they is, kin I have one?"
"Shoot, if ya guesses right, I'll give you both of 'em!"

"OK. Ummmmm...five?"

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That ain't funny.

So, how manys chickens was in that there bag?

 

[Daniel Koster]

Boy, I can't wait for tomorrow!!! Cause I just get better lookin' everyday! my wife says I must have started out pretty bad!

LOL!!!

 

[Wunderbar]

What three things do good 'ole boys always lie about?


1. My trucks' paid for.
2. My woman came back to me.
3. I was just helpin' that sheep over the fence.

 

[MAURICE]

Daniel, where are you in NW AR?

 

[Daniel Koster]

(email sent a while back....sorry didn't update here)

 

[bgf]

I refuse to comment on this since I am getting ready to go to the lawnmower races where they have been rebuilt to run 70 to 75 mph. and go eat the best barbque in North, SC. 'nuff said.

Cindy, I saw a news peice on this a while back!! Looks like fun,,, DANGEROUS,,,but fun...

I saw a couple of Genos' knives at the Charleston show yesterday,,Charlie is doin' some nice work these days as well...


B.G.