i get the joke.
i was never a fan of Spyderco, but i do own a few and i think they make an excellent knife. i keep an Endura in my backpack as a back up pocket knife because its a great knife and light weight. sometimes i wish i could get a spyderco ergonomics, quality, and feather-lightness with a thumb stud. the spyderhole causes the blade to be a bit of a pocket hog IMHO. but, like i said, i like Syderco because they make a great knife, and did love and EDC my Manix 2 for a bit, but it was just a big knife in the closed position.
i was actually surprised how much utility the sypderhole offered. i used it to bend hangers and strip wires. some people like the hole, some people dont. but it works.