St. Valentine's Day

Hey there, aren't you supposed to buy my a drink?

Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?

(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.
 
Lora7 said:
Hey there, aren't you supposed to buy my a drink?

Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?

(Pick up a flower and walk over to girl.) I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.
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I like the flower one Lora, that one just might be able to work one me. :) LOL
 
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
 
"How much does a polar bear weigh?" ...enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is ______.

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

You might as well come home with me because I'm going to tell everyone you did anyway.
 
the best line ever used by me, though it wasn't a line, just fact: me: ok, yeah bring a bottle of wine, just don't bring red, I'll be in the yard pukin' if you do. him: what do you drink then? me: vodka, lots of vodka. him: <stunned silence> wow that's awesome, see you in 3 hours. hehe totally meant to be with each other. <3
 
aaaa_cccc said:
I wasn't around Bussekin when Cupidganza happened, so I told myself if I ever came across a Cupidvore for sale on the exchange that I would have to grab it for my wife.

Lo and behold Azwelke posted a mint one for sale a couple weeks ago and I jumped on it. Thanks to Al, I've got Valentine's Day covered this year!!
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Awesome! If I was a chick that would be my #1 gift lol

I ordered some of those dipped strawberries from the TV commercial. I made sure to get enough so I can try a few as well ;)

Does car maintenance count as a gift? I could work on her car while wearing a red speedo and little cupid wings...

hahaha unsee that from your mind's eye :D

Oh, and you're welcome, ladies ;)
 
I went to ECU, so pretty much any pickup line I used worked. Couple of my best ones were:

"I like peanut butter, wanna ****?!"

"Nice shoes! wanna ****?!"

And, "Your friend's cute, ask her if she wants to ****?!"


I used to drink a LOT, so I wasn't very imaginative. Sorry if this post offends anyone! I've calmed down in my old age.
 
Some pick up lines I found online :D

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.

Do you have a library card? Because I&#8217;m checking you out.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you&#8217;d be what they call fine print.

If you were a burger at McDonald&#8217;s you&#8217;d be the McGorgeous.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
That's not mean. She's a keeper if she's excited for my new knife :D ;) Of course, that could account for my bachelor status.
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I was saying its mean because you didn't get her one;):D Poor girl has to look at your awesome knife and not have one of her own
 
you are taking me home with you tonight?.

:)


dont forget the:)
 
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