St. Valentine's Day

[Pokey1]

LOL Pokey, you are a clever gal! Thanks for the laugh.:thumbup:

I only speak the truth!

 

[Lexi]

KaaK with the :thumbdn: pickup lines. We need to talk my friend, lol.

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

Too funny! Get's 'em every time :foot:

Only time it backfires is when they say no and I end up smelling the cloth

KaaK with the :thumbdn: pickup lines. We need to talk my friend, lol.

5% of the time, they work 100% of the time haha

 

[drift draft]

1 - Wanna get drunk sometime?

2 - Wanna wrestle?

 

[Pokey1]

Only time it backfires is when they say no and I end up smelling the cloth

LOL! Please don't do that. . . . We need you around, Kaak!

 

[Lora7]

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist...right?

 

[mymindisamob]

I got all my pickup lines from Bad Santa.

 

[DanR217]

I used to flirt with the girls that worked at my bank and I always wondered why they'd never give me any play, then one day I realized...

-hypothetical situation-
Me: "Wanna go out sometime?"
Girl who works at the bank and can see my account: "Sure, I hear McDonald's has a really great dollar menu right now..."
Me: *walks away cursing/mumbling incoherently*