Stabbing

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Too stupid to find the ground when falling?

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I'm laughing so hard I've got tears running down my cheeks!
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I'm serious, y'all are cracking me up!

My $.02... Do your friend a favor and tell his parent what he has planned. If he doesn't get killed in the process of "not killing" the other guy, he'll most likely spend the rest of his youth in jail. If your friend really BELIEVES that he is in danger, he should call the cops, not take the law into his own hand. STOP GOING TO THAT CLUB!

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ok now everyone has had a chance to point at the village idiot and laugh, lock this silly thread down.
Walt (aka Suvorov)
 
Originally posted by Dale A. Reif:
Someone needs to lock this thread!!!!!!!! This forum does not need this type of nonsense!!!!!!!!!!!
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Agreed.

 
This is the kind of thing that gives knife people a bad name--lock this thread.

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Originally posted by Macca:
Hi
i go to a club where stabbing happen.it is for 17 and down.(i am 17) and i heard there is a safe place in stomach where if u get stabbed it isn't life threatening.my friend is going to be beaten by a 22 year old and he is planning to stab him.is there such a safe place cos i don't want my friend to stab him if there isn't
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There is no question in my mind why we are losing our constitutional rights.Idiots are rampant.

 
Geepers!
I don't know why everyone's so upset with what is obviously a serious question from a person in need.

Dear Whacka,

Unfortunately, there is no safe place in the abdomen that can be safely stabbed. However, and this varies from individual to individual, but there are many "dead areas" in people's skulls. That's why they always say that human beings only use less than 10% of their total brain capacity. Therefore, if your friend was stabbed in the head, he'd have a 9 outta 10 chance of not even noticing it. Same goes for you....although the odds would be 95 outta 100 of receiving no real injury.

Off to straighten recite the Hypocritical Oath in Latin,
I remain,
VG

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i say you and your friend stab each other. then wait and see if you die. very simple.

the ad that said a mind is a terrible thing to waste......on second thought.
 
You guys should practice on each other before the big night at the club! Make sure you use really sharp and big kitchen knives for realism.
Natural Selection at it's finest here folks!

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I second Tim and Misque- then the "incident" can be filed under DSAF (Did Society A Favor). I say not only lock it, but delete this mess.

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Originally posted by Tim Flanagan:
I second Tim and Misque- then the "incident" can be filed under DSAF (Did Society A Favor). I say not only lock it, but delete this mess.
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Agreed-DELETE THIS STUFF

 
I don't care if Macco is a Troll. He is still funny. And the responses in this thread are completely hilarious, over the top, and inspired.

This is the most entertaining thread on the forums in a long time.

Macco, if you are Not a troll, and were completely sincere and really need to know all about the Harmless places to stab people, you have my sincere sympathies and condolences.

Paramused

[This message has been edited by Paracelsus (edited 09-13-2000).]
 
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