State Mottos

Quiet Storm

Quiet Storm

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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Jersey: You Want A #*%in' Motto? I Got Yer #*%in' Motto Right Here!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men... and the sheep are scared
 
Iowa: It's pretty good.

Oregon: It's a great place to visit... but you don't want to live here.
 
Quiet storm said:
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Add to that:

"Our B&O, and our L&I tax rates will run your business right outta here."
 
Alabama: My granddaddy was in the Klan, but it was just a social organization back then.
 
Virginia: The broad Potomac flows to separate Virginia from today.
OR
Get all of those damned carpetbaggers out of Northern Virginia!
 
Oregon: It's a great place to visit... but you don't want to live here.
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Chuck,

The bumper stickers I saw in Oregon just read:

Welcome to Oregon. Now go home!

:)
 
Sorry, QS, but Ohio's is:

If you don't like the weather just wait around for fifteen minutes, it'll change!

Or:

What follows two days of rain in Ohio? Monday...
 
Mongo said:
Wisconsin: "Come smell our dairy air"
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:D :D

That's Cheesehead cologne. I'm a former Cheesehead.

I see that you're a FIB. I'm also a former FIB.

I'm also a former Yooper.

Where I'm at now, they say that makes me a three-time loser...:grumpy: :D
 
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Florida: "Come visit us while we're still on the map."
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Maybe up there is Jacksonville (especially this week), down here it's "I love New York." :rolleyes:
 
A Dogs Best Friend said:
Sorry, QS, but Ohio's is:

If you don't like the weather just wait around for fifteen minutes, it'll change!
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Oklahoma lays claim to this also since it was Will Rogers who said: "If you don't like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it'll change."
 
Were militia still means something!!! ( they actually have a base here :D )

or damn but we likes them double letters!
 
Chattanooga, TN. - A town unhampered by 200 years of progress. ;)

Georgia - our public schools consistantly rank as some of the worst in the nation, but we will never admit it. (And thus will do nothing about it.) :eek:
 
Well, this is not our state motto but it is our real motto for Island County, Which is, "Do nothing here." Dumbest damn real motto I have ever heard of AND they paid money for it ..... sheesh.

Here's the link to prove it ......

Do nothing here
 
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