State Mottos

"South Carolina: The OTHER white state."

Apparantly java has never actually been to South Carolina.


North Carolina: "If I were'nt busy smoking, drinking, BBQ'ing, and watch'n the race...I'd kick your ass!"

Florida: "Where else can you see an 80 year old in a thong?"

Allen.
 
Vermont-- "The green mountain state; because we apparently believe that other states' mountains are orange and red and taupe."
 
cleaner145 said:
Florida - La resistencia es inútil
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Since I'm singlingual , Say what ?
Utway uday ouway eanmay ithway iathay ?Eakspasy englishhay easeplay or interpetay . Uat ou aysay ?

Uncle Alan
 
Oklahoma..don't like the weather..just wait a minute...
And men are men and cows are afraid..
were in the bible belt and welcome to the buckle...
 
Can't remember which state it was where I saw this bumper sticker but it struck me as funny...;)

"Strip Mining prevents Forest Fires"

G2
 
shaldag said:
Alright--Massachusetts.

My senator is drunker than your senator.
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OH COME ON HOW IMMATURE.
That's WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE. ITS OVER.
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Like TED KENNEDY'S car. :D
(as a joke my driver's ed class in High School wrote him. we never heard back)
 
Danzz said:
OH COME ON HOW IMMATURE.
That's WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE. ITS OVER.
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Like TED KENNEDY'S car. :D
(as a joke my driver's ed class in High School wrote him. we never heard back)
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goldurnit. I was gonna say that that ain't all that's under the bridge.

but ok. Criticism accepted.

My senator is fatter than your senator. Is that ok?

And my other senator is richer than your senator. But holy crap, look at who he had to marry to get that way.
 
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