State Mottos

my suggestions:

Ohio--You only think you've been bored before

New Hampshire--the rocks are hard but our heads are harder
(I live in NH so its ok)

New York--Attitude? You think you know an attitude?

Colorado--Altitude? You think you know altitude? or 'where oxygen and brains are scarce'

Texas--If only we put a back door on that Alamo
 
Eric1115 said:
Nebraska - uh, well.......
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Do any of you remember the "Ski Nebraska" poster? It showed a guy on skis in the middle of a flat field full of the stubble of cornstallks and a little bit of drifted snow. :D
 
"It showed a guy on skis in the middle of a flat field full of the stubble of cornstallks and a little bit of drifted snow."

:D

He needed help getting home from the Jamaican Bobsled Team!
 
kl101 said:
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Texas--If only we put a back door on that Alamo
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There was a back door and a few left or were sent. Real heros and I suppose you meant that as as joke but every time I hear this joke I think, "well, that just doesn't strike me as funny."

"Howdy partner!" is more like the motto for Texas. Or perhaps "How about them gasoline prices now baby?"
 
How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven.

One to put the new one in & 6 to form a comittee to talk about how good the old one was.

It's "The University".

Tobacco finds its way into the School Lunch Program as a Vegetable.

You're either related to Robert E. Lee, Stonewall Jackson, Captain John Smith, or you work for AOL or the military.

You have a 5 day vacation- it's either beach or mountains.

You have out of state plates & you are stuck in traffic getting either into or out of a Government instillation.

Or you're living elsewhere in the Commonwealth laughing at the rest.

And you may as likely as not have a big "8" sticker on your vehicle.

Unless it's a Volvo.
 
FullerH said:
Do any of you remember the "Ski Nebraska" poster? It showed a guy on skis in the middle of a flat field full of the stubble of cornstallks and a little bit of drifted snow. :D
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I had a guy on my dorm floor in college that had a poster of a guy on snow skis being pulled by a tractor out in a field of dirt, and it was entitled "Ski Terre Haute" (as in Indiana) :D
 
Massachusetts:
"WE have more Kennedys than YOU"
"Taxachusetts"
"Boston, and a bunch of trees out west"
 
Alabama: Like the third world, but closer.

Alaska: We Get to Kill Whales and You Don't!

Arkansas: Attention, K-Mart Shoppers!

California: Fast reloading lanes available!

Colorado: Now 100% John Denver free!

Connecticut: The small "c" is silent, c*******!

Delaware: So close to Washington you can smell it

Florida: Come See Your Grandparents Before They Die

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave
Your Money)

Idaho: You Can Be Da Ho Next! :eek:

Maryland: The Thinking Man's Delaware

Missouri: Missouri loves company :rolleyes:

Minnesota: First Line of Defense Against the Canadians

Mississippi: Foiling Spelling Bees for over 150 years

Montana: At least our cows are sane.

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: 3:5 you'll leave broke! :)

New York: Come for the skyline, stay because you were mugged and don't have money for a taxi to the airport.

North Carolina:A great fixer-upper

North Dakota: You probably don't want to visit any more than we want to live here.

Ohio: It's more than just "hello" in Japanese.

Oklahoma: We're OK, you're NOT!

Oregon: Home of quality babes like Tonya Harding and Monica Lewinski.

Rhode Island: Small? Yes, But We Know What To Do With It :eek:

South Carolina: The OTHER white state.

South Dakota: Hello? Can anyone hear me? Hey! Over here!

Tennessee: Invented and established in 1796 by Al Gore. :rolleyes:

Texas: We Let America See Our Bush!

Vermont: Bet ya can't name 2 of our towns!

Virginia:Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!

West Virginia: Got Teef?

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese!



And a challenger for statehood:

Puerto Rico: Ready to Screw Up 40 Years of Flag Symmetry!!!
 
Our neighbor, Pennsylvania's used to be "You've got a friend in Pennsylvania."
I always thought New Jersey should have made ours "New Jersey. You gotta problem with that?"
 
And a challenger for statehood:

Puerto Rico: Ready to Screw Up 40 Years of Flag Symmetry!!!

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