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Tony G

Tony G

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I was out in the neighborhood and snagged a little bird. When I got her home I let my imagination go and... well I tied her up and gave her a good stuffing. Pictures later :cool: :thumbup:

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Either sounds tasty, or sounds kinky (and possibly still tasty). Either way pics, or did not happen.
 
Perhaps a Mod could explain why the "jerkit" smiley is forbidden in this forum, but TONYG posts sexual innuendo constantly and that's fine.

I'd much rather see a smiley than read about how he's stuffing and riding a "bird" he just brought home.
 
I think the forum mods are against open masturbation but hearing about heterosexual relationships coming out of San Fran appeals to us subconsciously! Therefore making innuendo cool! Just my opinion! Lol
 
Matteo Escobar said:
Perhaps a Mod could explain why the "jerkit" smiley is forbidden in this forum, but TONYG posts sexual innuendo constantly and that's fine.

I'd much rather see a smiley than read about how he's stuffing and riding a "bird" he just brought home.
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Sorry I was riding a bike.

And cooking a stuffed bird.

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Matteo Escobar said:
Perhaps a Mod could explain why the "jerkit" smiley is forbidden in this forum, but TONYG posts sexual innuendo constantly and that's fine.
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Good point. Still funny.

Horton_Knives said:
I think the forum mods are against open masturbation but hearing about heterosexual relationships coming out of San Fran appeals to us subconsciously! Therefore making innuendo cool! Just my opinion! Lol
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Good point.:thumbup:
 
Matteo Escobar said:
Perhaps a Mod could explain why the "jerkit" smiley is forbidden in this forum, but TONYG posts sexual innuendo constantly and that's fine.

I'd much rather see a smiley than read about how he's stuffing and riding a "bird" he just brought home.
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Well, with Thanksgiving just around the corner and knowing that Tony is an epicure, I figure he is going to post some pics of his feast preparations. I also assume he is talking about riding his bike, but you guys can read what you want into it. :D

I am deciding what to do with my holiday bird myself. I think a nice brine and slow bake is in order.
 
Progunner said:
Well, with Thanksgiving just around the corner and knowing that Tony is an epicure, I figure he is going to post some pics of his feast preparations. I also assume he is talking about riding his bike, but you guys can read what you want into it. :D

I am deciding what to do with my holiday bird myself. I think a nice brine and slow bake is in order.
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Good thing I didn't start the story with going to China Town and getting a live one and how the thing was making so much noise on the bus that I had to choke it on the way home. :eek: :eek:
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Tony G said:
Good thing I didn't start the story with going to China Town and getting a live one and how the thing was making so much noise on the bus that I had to choke it on the way home. :eek: :eek:
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LOL. You owe me half a drink and a new keyboard.:D
 
Tony G said:
Good thing I didn't start the story with going to China Town and getting a live one and how the thing was making so much noise on the bus that I had to choke it on the way home. :eek: :eek:
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Indeed my friend, indeed. :)
 
mymindisamob said:
LOL. You owe me half a drink and a new keyboard.:D
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Well it was a good thing I had a lot of packages on my lap so no one could see what I was doing. But then I don't speak Chinese so the woman next to could have very well said....

"Hey this man is choking his chicken. :eek: :eek:"
 
Tony G said:
Well it was a good thing I had a lot of packages on my lap so no one could see what I was doing. But then I don't speak Chinese so the woman next to could have very well said....

"Hey this man is choking his chicken. :eek: :eek:"
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I got it, I got it. (Banned Smiley);)
 
Am I the only one who cannot wait for the next Tony G post. I deal with so much STUFF all day, Just to laugh some feels great!! These Chicks are a Release for Me!!
 
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I've choked my bird before, but never on a bus. I once did it in a dove field in front of a bunch of hunters. But then I have no shame when it comes to such matters.

I need to try stuffing my chicken this holiday season. I hope my wife likes stuffing.
 
Matteo Escobar said:
Perhaps a Mod could explain why the "jerkit" smiley is forbidden in this forum, but TONYG posts sexual innuendo constantly and that's fine.
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because he has an excuse, he's italian, and they learn at an early age that it's ok to choke a chicken and drink tons of expensive wine.



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idahoskunk said:
because he has an excuse, he's italian, and they learn at an early age that it's ok to choke a chicken and drink tons of expensive wine.


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Crap... my girl friend is an hour late, what if my chicken is done before she gets here?

Well we were going to go to the DeYoung tonight anyway.

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