Pssst.... there won't be an apocalypse.
It is just marketing and fantasy.
And if an apocalypse were to happen.
Wouldn't an APO1 just be a total score to find in the apocalyptic rubble?
Say you weren't carrying some totally awesome survivalblade on that fateful day, and you just happened to be hundreds of miles away from home.
Happened to be hundreds of miles from home?
Did your Uber leave you out there?