Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Mk-211]

 

[Nixelplix]

"But then she saw his eyes slide past her, narrowing, and she turned in time to see the door to the corridor swing inward. A man wider than the doorway seemed to flow into the room. There was a big X of flesh-colored tape across one side of his face, and he was wearing a coat the color of dull metal. Chia saw one huge, scarred hand slip into his coat; the other held something black that ended in a mag-strip tab.
“Yob tvoyu mat,” said the Russian, soft syllables of surprise.
The stranger's hand emerged, holding something that looked to Chia like a very large pair of chrome-plated scissors, but then unfolded, with a series of small sharp clicks, and apparently of its own accord, into a kind of glittering, skeletal axe, its leading edge hawk-like and lethal, the head behind it tapering like an icepick."

William Gibson, "Idoru"

 

[Drop bear]

I found this for people who refuse to use a knife to baton with.

 

[Danny Linguini]

I found this for people who refuse to use a knife to baton with.

I can safely say I will not be sorry I didn’t ask Santa for one of these.

 

[WValtakis]

QRTRMSTR still cool?

 

[Chefget]

QRTRMSTR still cool?
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As it ever was

 

[WValtakis]

As it ever was

But look at that production facility!

 

[r8shell]

 

[ShaiHulud]

Buying that building from QRTRMSTR was the tactical survival thing to do.

 

[oldmanwilly]

But look at that production facility!
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...it genuinely looks like Mr. Potemkin slapped together his idea of a knife workshop.