Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[Comeuppance]

The thread is back, now with some original content. Straight from my phone, after taking pictures of what my co-worker was carrying:




Zombie theme? Check.
Assisted open? Check.
Knucks? Check.
Functional tip? Nah.

 

[Judge Luco]

You must work in the sewers of New York. Where all the hardcore trench fighting happens with giant rats and mutated turtles. 😋

 

[Misanthropia]

If the gas station version isn't good enough for you, there's the Matt Cucchiara custom "Bam-Bam":

 

[AdamFuzzyballs]

There's a gas station on the way to my house that caters mainly to truckers, and in it they have a huge glass case full of various Mtech knives, with the slogan "be ready for anything!". Of course, it kills me that these truckers are being sold "ultra combat daggers" and "the scorpion tail" for the prices they charge for them

 

[Atakdog]

That's just absurd.
How the hell would even a non-knife person think that that is a good EDC?

 

[Henry Beige]

You must work in the sewers of New York. Where all the hardcore trench fighting happens with giant rats and mutated turtles. 😋

It's albino alligators, according to Pynchon.

 

[palonej]

It's albino alligators, according to Pynchon.

You're right Henry!!! There were stories while growing up in Brooklyn NY of people flushing baby gators down their toilets........they grew to 40' in the sewers!! When rubber balls went down the sewer no one would EVER reach in there t get it!!
Scared the snot out of us when we were kids and I wish I had a weapon like the one posted above to fight them off!!
Joe

 

[Czechmate]

I like the originality of this piece...

 

[Comeuppance]

"I want you guys to produce a Damascus folding knife for me, with jigged bone handles."
"Jigged bone handles. Got it."

 

[Czechmate]

^^^ Blade shape is not bad; but the handle looks like something the dog dug up LOL! :foot:


Reminiscent of those Chaves knives skulls... puts on flame suit

Needs larger serrations IMHO:

 

[SeppukuSamurai]

LOL, thank you OP.

 

[Czechmate]

The dragon knife has a wing that's a bottle opener...
:thumbup:

 

[marcinek]

When Jason Brous finds out MTech stole his design he's gonna be steamed.

 

[scubisino]

A modest contribution to the thread...

 

[goldie]

they wouldn't be bad for a little kid if the blades were not sharp just for a toy,that's the crowd who probably likes these the most, seeing these tin cans behind a display case in a mall or shlock shop...

 

[Yalius]

Needs larger serrations IMHO:

Hey, don't knock those larger serrations. I've wished for a long time for a knife with a single serration about that size right at the base of the blade. Works wonders for ringing CAT5/6 cable. Victorinox has them on some of their Swisstools, but I'd love to have one with a one-handed open option.

 

[Czechmate]

Hey, don't knock those larger serrations. I've wished for a long time for a knife with a single serration about that size right at the base of the blade. Works wonders for ringing CAT5/6 cable. Victorinox has them on some of their Swisstools, but I'd love to have one with a one-handed open option.

That would be an easy mod to pretty much any blade IMO... :thumbup: I can see how that'd be useful for stripping wire etc.

 

[The Aflac Duck]

Your coworker is pretty hardcore, that's real blood bro!

 

[Shorttime]

Needs more serrations. And jimping. And jimping on the serrations for moar grip traction.

 

[Shorttime]

Obligatory Dark Ops content:

Even the Internet had trouble remembering "Mac Weld" knives.