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Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

Discussion in 'General Knife Discussion' started by Comeuppance, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. Comeuppance

    Comeuppance Fixed Blade EDC Emisssary Gold Member

    Jan 12, 2013
    The thread is back, now with some original content. Straight from my phone, after taking pictures of what my co-worker was carrying:

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    Zombie theme? Check.
    Assisted open? Check.
    Knucks? Check.
    Functional tip? Nah.
     
  2. Judge Luco

    Judge Luco Basic Member Basic Member

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    Jul 5, 2011
    You must work in the sewers of New York. Where all the hardcore trench fighting happens with giant rats and mutated turtles. 😋
     
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  3. Misanthropia

    Misanthropia Gold Member Gold Member

    Jul 10, 2011
    If the gas station version isn't good enough for you, there's the Matt Cucchiara custom "Bam-Bam":

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  4. AdamFuzzyballs

    AdamFuzzyballs

    Mar 16, 2015
    There's a gas station on the way to my house that caters mainly to truckers, and in it they have a huge glass case full of various Mtech knives, with the slogan "be ready for anything!". Of course, it kills me that these truckers are being sold "ultra combat daggers" and "the scorpion tail" for the prices they charge for them
     
  5. Atakdog

    Atakdog Gold Member Gold Member

    180
    Sep 3, 2012
    That's just absurd.
    How the hell would even a non-knife person think that that is a good EDC?
     
  6. Henry Beige

    Henry Beige Gold Member Gold Member

    Jun 1, 2015
    It's albino alligators, according to Pynchon.
     
  7. palonej

    palonej Platinum Member Platinum Member

    Aug 5, 2015
    You're right Henry!!! There were stories while growing up in Brooklyn NY of people flushing baby gators down their toilets........they grew to 40' in the sewers!! When rubber balls went down the sewer no one would EVER reach in there t get it!!
    Scared the snot out of us when we were kids and I wish I had a weapon like the one posted above to fight them off!!
    Joe
     
  8. Czechmate

    Czechmate

    Feb 24, 2011
    I like the originality of this piece...

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  9. Comeuppance

    Comeuppance Fixed Blade EDC Emisssary Gold Member

    Jan 12, 2013
    "I want you guys to produce a Damascus folding knife for me, with jigged bone handles."
    "Jigged bone handles. Got it."

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  10. Czechmate

    Czechmate

    Feb 24, 2011
    ^^^ Blade shape is not bad; but the handle looks like something the dog dug up LOL! ;):D:foot:


    Reminiscent of those Chaves knives skulls... ;) puts on flame suit

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    Needs larger serrations IMHO:

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  11. SeppukuSamurai

    SeppukuSamurai Gold Member Gold Member

    Aug 19, 2014
    LOL, thank you OP.
     
  12. Czechmate

    Czechmate

    Feb 24, 2011
    The dragon knife has a wing that's a bottle opener...
    :eek::thumbup::D


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  13. marcinek

    marcinek Gold Member Gold Member

    Jan 9, 2007
    When Jason Brous finds out MTech stole his design he's gonna be steamed.
     
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  14. scubisino

    scubisino

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    Dec 4, 2015
    A modest contribution to the thread...

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  15. goldie

    goldie

    Feb 18, 2000
    they wouldn't be bad for a little kid if the blades were not sharp just for a toy,that's the crowd who probably likes these the most, seeing these tin cans behind a display case in a mall or shlock shop...
     
  16. Yalius

    Yalius Gold Member Gold Member

    466
    Jun 20, 2012
    Hey, don't knock those larger serrations. I've wished for a long time for a knife with a single serration about that size right at the base of the blade. Works wonders for ringing CAT5/6 cable. Victorinox has them on some of their Swisstools, but I'd love to have one with a one-handed open option.
     
  17. Czechmate

    Czechmate

    Feb 24, 2011
    That would be an easy mod to pretty much any blade IMO... :thumbup: I can see how that'd be useful for stripping wire etc.
     
  18. Blues Bender

    Blues Bender Gold Member Gold Member

    Feb 27, 2014
    Your coworker is pretty hardcore, that's real blood bro!:eek:
     
  19. Shorttime

    Shorttime

    Oct 16, 2011
    Needs more serrations. And jimping. And jimping on the serrations for moar grip traction.
     
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  20. Shorttime

    Shorttime

    Oct 16, 2011
    Obligatory Dark Ops content:

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    Even the Internet had trouble remembering "Mac Weld" knives.

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