Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[katanas]

"what would a rectangular metal turd look like?"

I don't believe it was rectangular, but there was an absolute "turd" looking knife in a thread a while back; wish I could remember (hey, I ain't no youngin ); yours is substantially correct, but the other was absolutely a "turd".

 

[BilboBaggins]

I don't believe it was rectangular, but there was an absolute "turd" looking knife in a thread a while back; wish I could remember (hey, I ain't no youngin ); yours is substantially correct, but the other was absolutely a "turd".

CRKT Wrinkle?

 

[justjed]

I believe the POS in question was a Kershaw...

Nope, I was wrong. THAT'S it....

 

[katanas]

Yup, Yup that's THE "turd" knife. Or is it a "baby ruth" knife? (" Doodie Doodie").

 

[BilboBaggins]

Here's a picture I took of it in its natural habitat.

 

[Pharmagator]

great.... now I want a turd-knife...

 

[CableGirl]

great.... now I want a turd-knife...

You and me both.

Edit to add: You HAVE to see Nick Shabazz's video on the CRKT Wrinkle. The puns are a flyin'.

 

[b00n]

I wonder if it's scratch and sniff?

 

[katanas]

You HAVE to see Nick Shabazz's video on the CRKT Wrinkle. The puns are a flyin'.

Thanks a lot , now I have to clean off the drink I spit on my laptop screen while viewing.

 

[CableGirl]

I wonder if it's scratch and sniff?

I wonder if someone could customize the screws to look like little pieces of corn?

 

[katanas]

I wonder if someone could customize the screws to look like little pieces of corn?

A little Cheech and Chong perhaps?

 

[eveled]

People just don’t chew their corn good enough.

 

[SteelJunkee]

 

[evilgreg]

I have to admit that looks aside, I really like my Wrinkle. It's a fugly knife with an even fuglier clip, but it works great for cutting up food in a pinch.

 

[DocJD]

I have to admit that looks aside, I really like my Wrinkle. It's a fugly knife with an even fuglier clip, but it works great for cutting up food in a pinch.

I ain't eatin' whatever that is you is "pinching off" with your "Wrinkle" !

 

[omg wtf]

I ain't eatin' whatever that is you is "pinching off" with your "Wrinkle" !

Savage.

 

[K.O.D.]

I wonder if it's scratch and sniff?

Do you really wanna know?

I ain't going near it, doodie or baby Ruth or knife. I just cleaned under my fingernails. Not in the mood for a Lysol bath.

 

[Danke42]

Death Sticks or something.

 

[evilgreg]

Death Sticks or something.

Do not mock the tactical back scratcher! A properly trained ninja can scale the side of a mall in seconds using these.

 

[madcap_magician]

Death Sticks or something.

How about some Death Scissors!?!?!?!?