Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

Shorttime said:
Image search is my friend. I have no idea how big this picture is going to be. I'm not sure what the second set of handle slabs are for. Maybe to help insulate the sound made by hitting a sentry with the knuckle guard....?

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I think this one takes the cake for me. This is the dumbest knife Ive ever seen. The more I look, the more confused I get. Thank you, its glorious. :D
 
This knife is an extraordinary addition to this thread! :poop:

CVamberbonehead said:
I think this one takes the cake for me. This is the dumbest knife Ive ever seen. The more I look, the more confused I get. Thank you, its glorious. :D
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I've been trying to puzzle it out. At first I thought you were supposed to grab both sides at the same time for some sort of comical thunder-stab. But now I think you hold it on the left side for standard grip stabbing and on the right side for reverse grip stabbing. It makes the average Gil Hibben fantasy knife look positively practical. o_O

Most likely though you draw it, fumble it around because it makes no sense, drop it on your foot, impaling yourself, and then get sliced to ribbons by the very ninja you were trying to ambush. :D
 
Gentlemen!

Mr. Shabazz has produced a work that is worthy of this thread.

It is a Youtube live stream, wherein he unboxes a series of knives that two of his viewers have sent him. There is some profanity, which should not even make anybody here blink. But, for the sake of being thorough, you have been warned.


I mean, there is also terrible knife content, but this is the thread for that, so you shouldn't need a warning.
 
Joshua Wilson said:
So my brother in-law carries these stupid knives that he gets in his "edc tatical battle boxes" and he loves them. In fact he has on several occasions proudly flipped open a hunk of junk and compared it to one of my spyderco or benchmade knives. Now, I am not a horrible human being who would crap on another persons choice of knife (because I know that there are alot of people who think I am Nuts for carrying $200 spydercos.) BUT he tests my courtesy every time he whips out a $5 special and proceeds to saw at some tape or cardboard in an attempt to tell me how this is all he needs. If he unsubscribed to his "tacticool battle box of total ninja navy seal awesomeness." for even 2 or 3 months he could most likely afford a decent knife like a PM 2 that would hold an edge and I would even sharpen for him! Maybe Im just not hard enough on him... But I dont like to come off as a knife snob...
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I also know a guy like that... he called me stupid for paying around 50€ for each of my Cold Steel knives, I challenged him to do performance test against me, he can have 20 of his M-tech, Smith And Wessons and other crap, and I will only use my Recon Tanto and Forged Hunter.

To this day he was "unable to find some time for it" LOL
 
Shorttime said:
Image search is my friend. I have no idea how big this picture is going to be. I'm not sure what the second set of handle slabs are for. Maybe to help insulate the sound made by hitting a sentry with the knuckle guard....?

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I also want to know what happens if you push the button...
 
If anyone wants to see a lot of this crap,go to Gatlinburg tenessee, theres at least half a dozen of these stores on the strip that are loaded with these junkers….
 
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