Tacticlol Knives II: The Return of Ridiculous

[A.L.]

These never disappoint LOL

Two bottom ones would make decent pizza cutters

 

[evilgreg]

Two bottom ones would make decent pizza cutters

The bottom one for sure, the one above it looks like it has a bit of recurve that would hurt performance in tactical pizza cutting, though.

 

[evilgreg]

I will never not love this thread.

 

[anthonycastorena2014]

The $475 Everyday Combat Monster (EDCM) was, I am forced to believe, created solely to be one day featured in this thread:

Wow. Just wow. The actual Bowie itself is actually very nice.

 

[jemzezmy]

Pretty much everything in here looks like it was designed to be used on the sets of Power Rangers, Hercules, or Xena: Warrior Princess

 

[jemzezmy]

I don't understand this ONE bit-- aside from the sheathe getting sliced in two upon first use, how the fuck are you supposed to hold that??

 

[Shorttime]

I don't understand this ONE bit-- aside from the sheathe getting sliced in two upon first use, how the fuck are you supposed to hold that??

It's got a knuckle guard. The spikey bit is out in front of your knuckles, and you wrap your hand through the "eyes".

Like this:

 

[Matthew Gregory]

I don't understand this ONE bit-- aside from the sheathe getting sliced in two upon first use, how the fuck are you supposed to hold that??

That knife was made and designed by Herman Schneider for the 80’s Stallone movie “Cobra”, and was carried by the antagonist in the film.

 

[jemzezmy]

It's got a knuckle guard. The spikey bit is out in front of your knuckles, and you wrap your hand through the "eyes".

Like this:

Yeah, but what's with the bar that divides the index & middle from the ring and little?? Wouldn't that cause an injury if you were to use it?

 

[rxavage]

I don't understand this ONE bit-- aside from the sheathe getting sliced in two upon first use, how the fuck are you supposed to hold that??

I wanted this knife so bad as a kid, along with the “Rambo” knife. I actually got a Rambo knife eventually but I never got the cobra one

 

[Matthew Gregory]

Yeah, but what's with the bar that divides the index & middle from the ring and little?? Wouldn't that cause an injury if you were to use it?

...it’s a movie prop, man. A bad action movie. That kind of should explain it all, no?

 

[jemzezmy]

...it’s a movie prop, man. A bad action movie. That kind of should explain it all, no?

It looks like the design is utilized in other knives as well!

I get that it's a movie prop. Sometimes even movie props beg the question, "what's the point of that?"

It would look just as cool without the bar in the middle that makes a person only think of splitting their hand down the middle with nerve damage

 

[Shorttime]

It looks like the design is utilized in other knives as well!

I get that it's a movie prop. Sometimes even movie props beg the question, "what's the point of that?"

It would look just as cool without the bar in the middle that makes a person only think of splitting their hand down the middle with nerve damage

I don't think so. It's a sub-hilt knife, with a knuckle guard.

I see what you're saying, though I think it would be okay. If you punch, the impact transmitted through the guard is going to be the same as it would be, if you were bare knuckle: it's going to hurt, but not more than any other time.

There is something to be said to good design, obviously, but if you've got to the point where you have to use a knuckle guard knife, nerve damage may be one of the better outcomes....

 

[Dr Heelhook]

The Cobra knife has a handle that’s too narrow that’s the main problem with it. The whole movie is excellent though, regardless of what anyone says.

 

[Smiling]

Now there is an ultimate one:

Then the one designed to snap in half:

Another beautiful design:

And one with cleverly designed structural weak point(s):

 

[Smiling]

Now they come in tactical rainbow shine too:

 

[Dr Heelhook]

Then the one designed to snap in half:

I like the idea of having multiple bottle openers on the same blade...

 

[anthonycastorena2014]

Now there is an ultimate one:

Then the one designed to snap in half:

Another beautiful design:

And one with cleverly designed structural weak point(s):

Wow man you went all out. The zombies are more than likeley trembling in their coffins and reconsidering. Could you imagine how cool one would be if they owned all the ZHunter series??

 

[Smiling]

Could you imagine how cool one would be if they owned all the ZHunter series??

That's every mall ninja's dream

 

[Monofletch]

Toss in some ninja stars and aim all in!! That will be Daryl’s next weapon on TWD!